Wednesday, 15 December 2021

Dava's Hitchhiker's Guide to a Condensed Spider-Man Timeline (non canon/Fanfic but done right!)..

Hi Spider-Fans!

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DISCLAIMER:

Firstly the writing here is going to be full of imaginations,
mis-rememberings, personal retcons fanfic and all sorts of shenanigans.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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We follow Peter B (Ben) Parker.. ... As per the Into The Spider-Verse movie but expounded..

There are iirc (I don't know what the middle initial/name stands for)

Peter C Parker (happiest timeline)

Peter E Parker (?)

We follow Peter B Parker.. 

15yo  10 months.

On a school trip to OSCorp; a spider escapes and bites Peter Parker, he gains spider like powers.

 16yo

Peter wins the Reed Richards grant to attend St.John's Catholic University and he meets Dr Curtis Connors for the first time. A biology professor who convinces Peter he has cancer from the spider bite. Peter begins being a lab assistant to Doc Connors. He begins wrestling/fighting for money. He begins dating MJ. Harry Osborn meets Peter for the first time as he is flunking most his classes and Peter becomes his paid study buddy but after a few lessons, he begins to refuse money saying he will take payment in  sandwiches or pizza, this begins their friendship, as Peter is Harry's first 'real' friend who isn't interested in money. They quickly become best friends. 

(for more info see  Dava's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Clone Saga

After 2 months of wrestling a robber robs the wrestling business. The robber kills Uncle Ben. After chasing him down Peter snaps and kills the robber (a crime he is never prosecuted for) in an abandoned warehouse by throwing him out of a window.

Doc Connors takes Peters blood samples. Work continues on 'curing' Peter of his fake cancer.

The University Dean threatens to end Peter's studentship due to Peter excelling in all his classes and the grant not covering more than one degree. Norman Osborn buys St. John's University and renames it 'Empire State University'. Norman Osborne is a Nietzschean supremist. After Harry's mother died, Harry would only fake laugh. Norman heard Harry's genuine laugh for the first time when the boys would hang out. Norman somewhat adopts Peter.. tells Peter he will never have need for anything ever again.

17yo

Peter decides to become a superhero to honour Uncle Ben. He designs a costume and begins wearing it and helping around Queens, Brooklyn and Manhattan. 

Without Uncle Ben Aunt May is often easily sick.. she has a sadness in her heart without him. She begins to struggle financially. Peter gets a job with his second cousins at 'Famous Joes Pizza;.. Joe is his great grandfather. (see Peter's Genealogy at the bottom)

Peter is a very bad pizza delivery guy.. but because he is family Famous Joes keeps him on for 8 months, this caused them to nearly go bankrupt. Only alleviated when Peter was finally fired.

Peter begins his job at the Daily Bugle as a freelance photographer. 

MJ gets abducted by Green Goblin who tries to throw her off the Brooklyn Bridge, but Peter catches her in time. Peter and MJ have a fight and break up. Peter begins dating Gwen Stacy. Gwen falls for Peter hard, Peter is lukewarm, Gwen's father is a police captain, he becomes suspicious of Peters lies/excuses and thinks Peter is cheating on Gwen. Green Goblin abducts Gwen, then throws her off the Brooklyn bridge, this time successfully killing Peter Parker's GF (Peter's web caught her in time so she didn't hit the ground, but her neck snapped from the velocity of the fall).

After Gwen's death, Peter and Cpt. Stacy have a kind of bonding moment at Gwen's funeral, Peter feels guilty as he was going to break up with Gwen before she died, he says nothing to Cpt. Stacy even though Cpt. Stacy is pouring his heart out about Gwen.This crushes Peter all the more. But coldly he still says nothing.

Two weeks before Peters 18th birthday the Clone Saga starts.

18yo 

The Clone Saga takes up the whole year, near the end, as the Clone Saga is wrapping up Peter joins The Avengers. Peters finds out Norman Osborn is the Green Goblin. As Spider-Man Peter kills the Green Goblin during a fight.

Aunt May gets seriously sick, she breaks her hip and needs surgery. MJ looks after her, visiting her in hospital and when she comes home. This cements Peter and MJ as a couple. They talk about marriage, but MJ isn't keen as she says about her family and how poor they were and how Peter doesn't earn enough money, she loves him enough to marry him, but his salary isn't enough to provide for them if she gets pregnant.

MJ is a talented artist. She starts evening classes at community college for a Higher Art Diploma (hoping she can turn it into a degree with a scholarship).

Peter makes a push at work and manages to go full time at the Daily Bugle, he is a staff photographer and junior reporter.

Peter gets his own apartment and MJ treats it like they both own it but also lives at home and sometimes with Aunt May.

19yo

One month after his 19th birthday Secret Wars starts. It takes up the year.

20yo 

Peter returns to the Daily Bugle and Eddie Brock has taken his job. JJ tells him he will take him back on without contract and freelance.. Peter is very angry and challenges JJ.. JJ backs down a little and says 'okay if you want your job back.. be better than Eddie Brock!' while Eddie was standing at the door and could hear everything, he had stood up to protect JJ in case Peter beat him.

Peter has also flunked out of University. 

MJ has her diploma but works part time as a secretary.  

The Symbiote Saga follows. 

Peter gets his job back and even gets a promotion to Head Staff Photographer.

Eddie begins heavily drinking and his wife leaves him.

The Symbiote leaves Peter and bonds with Eddie. Eddie and the Symbiote become Venom.

Harry finds out Spider-Man killed his father and then finds out Peter is Spider-Man. he is destroyed inside. The two stop speaking after a fight where Peter lies to Harry about whether or not Peter knows anything about Normans death. Peter was a pallbearer and sat in the family section with Harry for Norman's funeral.

21yo

Six months of Secret Wars II.

Spider-man's first fight with Venom.

Spider-Man sees/fights the Hobgoblin for the first time.

MJ moves in permanently with Peter, but still visits Aunt May regularly.

22yo

Two months after Peter's birthday; Harry invites Peter to Harry's birthday party, even though they have not spoken. He goes to the party and has a good time with Harry.. they both laugh and are happy. Harry tells Peter this might be the last time they are happy together but Peter refuses to believe that.

Two days after the party, Peter finds out Harry is the Hobgoblin and is destroyed inside.

23yo

Peter and MJ get married.

MJ is working full time as a secretary, but wants to take night classes to get her diploma up to a degree. She wants to own her own studio gallery eventually.

The Maximum Carnage Saga begins.

24yo 

The Daily Bugle is the top newspaper/media outlet on the east coast and as Head Staff Photographer, Peter negotiates a large pay rise. The couple move out of the dingy apartment and get a luxury apartment.

(minor) Saga of Curt Connors: The Lizard.

Miles Morales is 8yo. While in a subway with his uncle spray painting.. the dead remains of Peter's OSCorp spider falls in to his hood.. as the two are leaving Miles puts his hood up, the spider falls to in-between his shoulder blades at the same time his uncle pats him on the back for the artwork.. the spider's venom stings Miles. The last of the spider turns to dust.

25yo

Peter fights Kraven for the first time and Kraven almost kills Peter, leaving him with a broken rib cage that takes longer than normal to heal due to a poison Kraven made him breathe.

Morbius bites Peter, he becomes infected with the vampire virus, But due to the friendly way he left Doc Connors, he helps cure Peter.

The Sinister Six Saga takes up the reminder of the next two years.

27yo

Capt Stacy finds out about Peter. He is partially retired, in a wheelchair, but runs Peter over in his car and shoots him twice in the chest.

The police arrest Capt. Stacy and even though he reveals Peters identity as Spider-Man they see him as mentally unstable due to Gwen's death.

28yo 

MJ gets pregnant.. they have a scan and find out its a girl, they call her 'Penny'.. this is a split in the timeline.. one way we get Penny May Parker for Peter C Parker.. but for Peter B.. MJ loses the baby via a miscarriage. Peter is destroyed inside. He cocoons himself in the old apartment and after three days MJ comes and finds him.. she comes again three days later but nothing has changed.. on the night of the 7th day Peter emerges.. and acts like nothing happened, like before the pregnancy.

29yo

Peter and MJ's marriage breaks down.. MJ suggests fertility treatment for a second child, but Peter ignores her.. Like she didn't even say it.

Aunt May has a stroke, MJ looks after her but Peter barely visits her and instead throws himself into being Spider-Man.

Peter has a meltdown.. a mental break.. he throws a table at MJ while they are at home. He calls Ben Reilly and asks him to come back to NYC and take over the mantle of Spider-Man, which Ben does for the remaining year.

30yo

MJ files for a divorce. Peter moves into the old apartment.

Peter meets Miles for the first time. Miles's spider bite didn't kick in until he hit puberty the previous year. Peter tries to be a father figure to Miles.

Peter looks into cloning technology to clone the first child and starts Parker Tech. He becomes obsessed with alternate dimensions and cloning her believing it can bring MJ back.

Ben tries to force Peter to take the mantle back, but Peter refuses. Ben eventually just leaves and returns to Chicago.

Peter gets back close to the Avengers and tries to learn as much as he can from Tony Stark.

Kaine takes over as Spider-Man without Peters consent.. but Peter doesn't really care.

31yo

Peter's company takes off attracting the attention of Harry Osborne, who Peter hasn't spoken to in many years. On the same day Parker Tech goes global, they have an argument about Peter's DNA and who owns what.. since the spider was OSCorp property.

This relapses Harry back in to the Hobgoblin.

A few hours later they fight. Harry is not as fit as he once was and Peter unaware of this.. during the fight Peter accidentally kills Harry by beating him to death on a garbage scow.

Peter is freaked out but escapes in to the Spider-Verse. He goes looking for alternate reality Penny so he can clone her.

A reformed Doctor Octavius takes over Parker Tech in Peter's absence.

Kaine Spider-Man almost dies. Dr. Octavius takes up the mantle.  

35yo

Peter returns and MJ gets in contact with him. He tells her the full story and tells her he couldn't find another Penny. This is a lie. He has her DNA in a secure location.

MJ owns her own studio. it is very successful.

They talk about giving it another go and so long as Peter takes fertility seriously, they could in the future have another child.

Editorial

I think that's enough for now.. been writing this for many hours over many days, could use a publish and a break :)

Dava

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Peter's Genealogy 

Peter is Catholic as he is from a mostly Irish Catholic background, except some of his father's family who are English Anglican. I see him as Irish-English with a little bit of Scots and Italian. Scottish maternal grandmother, Italian paternal great grandfather.

I imagine Peter's Family tree something like this:

Fitzpatrick

                William 'Jack' Fitzpatrick (Irish)                             Moira McKay (Scottish)
                                                             
                                                        Mary Fitzpatrick (Scots-Irish)
                                                            
                                                            (Mother of Peter Parker)


Parker

             Col.N. Hammond-Parker (Eng) -Vi O'Dell (Irish)              Pino "Joe" Pozzuoli (italian)        Mary Maguire (Irish)
                   Major.Tate Parker (English-Irish)                                                      Allanya 'Ally' Pozzuoli (Italian-Irish)

                                                                                         Richard Parker

                                                                                   (Father of Peter Parker)



Full disclosure; I just made 80% of that up. But I feel I was true to the sentiment of Peters history. Although Peters parents names and his maternal grandfathers are correct. I make allusion to..Joe's Pizza, known as Peter Parker's first job before he joined the Bugle. So I made his great grandfather Pino "Joe" Pozzuoli (the original 'Joe' of Joe's Pizzas). The star of the 1970s Spider-Man TV show was actor Nicholas Hammond, whose father was a colonel and is from a mostly English background.
I searched and searched for irish actor names in connection with Spider-Man. I could only find Maguire (Tobey Maguire) which I have now added. 

May Reilly is the wife of Peter's Father's older brother Ben Parker. (May Parker)


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Additional Notes

WHAT IF.. What if, Leopold Fitz is second cousins with Peter Parker? What if Alistair Fitz had changed his name because he hated his father? Imagine..  this: A very young and married, with young child (Alister) at home,  William Jack Fitzpatrick stationed in Ceuta as Military Police, as a prank and for arresting a friend of theirs, some soldiers drug him and sign him up for the French Foreign Legion on the Algerian border.. two years later he returns home to Glasgow  to find out his wife and child have disappeared.. distraught he moves to America to stay with a cousin in NYC.. he meets a woman on the flight over, her name is Moira McKay. The two date for six months, fall in love and she falls pregnant, they marry but she dies in childbirth. Peter as a young boy (10yo) finds his 'Granny' McKay's journals.. 20 journals detailing her life.. he cries as he reads them, as his grandfather would never speak of Moira as it was too painful for him. Alister never finds out why his father abandoned him.. bitter he changes his name, hoping that his father wouldn't be able to find him, but leaving the possibility.. if his father was smart enough, determined enough, would get the connection of 'Fitz'.

I made his maternal Grandmother Scottish.. Peter later in life is known as a great inventor, and as it is known Scots 'Invented the modern World'.. 

The Telephone, The Television, The Refrigerator, Anesthetic, Road Foundation, The Pneumatic Tyre, The Pedal Bicycle, The Stirling Engine.. now repurposed 200 years later for deep space probes*, Print Stereotyping, Roller Printing, Logarithms, Modern Economics, The Decimal Point, Insulin, The Electric Toaster, The Flushing Toilet, The Electric Clock, First Automated Can Filling Machine, The Ghillie Suit, The ATM & PIN, Making Cast Steel from Wrought Iron, Tubular Steel, Discovering The Laws of Electrodynamics..

I myself am Scots.. it would have been nice to have one 'rogue clone' that just left.. I have done a series of Fanfic comic stories based in Europe in the time of Kobik. Complete 6 Episode arc :)

See here:

Episode 1: Euro-Avengers - Assemble!
Episode 2: Euro-Avengers 'Matter of Opinion'
Episode 3 : Euro-Avengers 'I Reality Love You'
Episode 4: Euro-Avengers 'Another Day in Paradise'
Episode 5: Euro-Avengers 'What a Tangled Web We Weave When First We Practise to Perceive.." + BONUS 'Exposition Theater'
Episode 6 : Euro-Avengers 'BOSS FIGHT!'


The 'Scottish Spider-Man'.. Widow Spider because he was the clone widowed from his life.. he feels ultimate resentment to Doc Connors, left for Scotland after the Jackal had done terrible things abominable clones of unimaginable horror .. If Scarlet Spider got Peter's darker traits (but retained Peters sense of humor).. 'Alan' got Peters anger and suspicion. And as we know.. when Peter 'loses it' his anger can be.. hulk-like.

My Original Concept:

Scottish Spider-Man Concept Fanfic art

Sunday, 12 December 2021

The Legendary Movie: Primer.. how I remember it different ways..

 Hi

This is a weird one.. I don't know if there were different edits for different regions.. but more likely I either dreamt other versions or am misremembering/imaginations multiple times.. or both.

Version 1a

Everything is the same up until the mold.. which for quickness I'll call the 'mold junction'.

It takes Aaron and Abe ages to get funding.. up to 2 years. The storage unit happens as does them both going in and out.

This is pretty vanila from the last time I watched it. Aaron either betrays Abe or doesn't at the end.

Version 1.b

Mold junction. change is when they are at the funding party and Aaron's' wife suggests her father as an investor. Storage unit.

Unlike in 1a the couples vibe is a bit more stressed. She complains Aaron isn't looking after the children.

Her father thinks Aaron is cheating and begins stalking him..Aaron pulls over in the car and takes out a gun from the glove box.. a shadow falls over the back of the car he gets out and shoots his father in law thinking it is a doppelganger come to kill him. He dumps the body on his father in laws lawn.

We have a scene where he is wracked with guilt .. he keeps going in to a daze.. he talks to Abe about going back and fixing it.. Abe strongly advises against doing that.. Aaron agrees but this is a lie. Also he knows its only a short time before the police work everything out.

This is where Version 2 split happens..

but for 1b... Abe catches him before he stops his father in law and the two watch the events from a distance in another car Abe rented.

The movie ends with both of them catching a flight to Las Vegas planning to make millions. (after the party we learned that Abe had broken up with his then GF)

Version 2a

Version 2's are about time doppelgangers.. Aaron and Abe were bold enough to test a paradox. They decide to interact/kill their other younger selves. 

Abe chases Aaron's father in law away from the scene hoping he won't die this time.. a second Abe is chasing a second Aaron through back gardens.. Abe 2 comes around a corner and Aaron hits him with a shovel hoping to knock him out but instead kills him.

Aaron 2 goes home packs a bag and goes to the airport. sitting at the airport we see him before his boarding call and he gets on the flight. (we don't see that but an air stewardess checks his ticket.. she is blond and pretty) the movie ends with the airport noises getting louder and louder.

Version 2b

Aaron sees multiple Abes and him-selves around the car running past shouting. Abe covered in blood at the car and scares Aaron before he kills his father in law.

Version 2c

As 1b and 2a.. at the end though As 1b except Aarons wife leaves him due to all the fighting. The ending is; Aaron sitting alone at the airport.. and her coming to the airport and forgiving Aaron and taking him home. she lifts his brown leather bag and they kiss. (she doesn't';t know Aaron had killed her father)

Version 3 is about cheating..

Version 3a

mold junction. post party and storage unit. low tension between Aaron and his wife although Aaron wonders.. is it cheating if he goes back in time.. and there is no way she could prove it.

Aaron goes to a bar. picks up a woman. they go to a hotel room.

When he comes home, his wife is very kind and cares about him and was worried about him. Aaron goes in and hugs one the children, kisses them on the forehead and talks casually to them before bed.

Aaron later confesses this adultery to his wife and tells her about the time travel.. she is surprisingly chilled about it..

At work the next day Aaron tells Abe of these events. Abe is intrigued by the thought of this..Abe decides to try to tempt Aarons wife. after three failed attempts he goes back to the night of the party.. they begin an affair.

Version 4

Last and darkest timeline 

mold junction. storage unit.

The duo return to the storage unit after the lotto day. Abe is in the storage unit dead. seems he has been dead for three weeks.

The duo decide to investigate.. they also have a time machine.

We flick back to lotto day. The duo go to the storage unit and everything is normal. As the second duo is leaving the first duo see a third older duo taking a body loaded indian rug and take it into the building.

The duo go to Aaron's home. Aaron's wife makes them all food including the children.

The duo discuss the body. They discuss paradoxes.

The turn of events is very complicated to describe.. but the OG Abe had decided to kill all the other past doppelgangers after Aaron betrayed him.. he then died of natural causes in the storage unit. Which begins the cycle again. 

STEALER Project (Fanfic I wrote for the game back in 2012/2013)

 



i wrote a story for this a while ago.. just want to share. peace. Dava ------- Stealer project Hi  I caught your vid, amazed by your art & ShinnyMetals music. You kinda inspired me, if you will indulge me ..can I tell you a story..? in a flash I had the full Story of Stealer in my head, but y'know I'm not the writer, so relax, sit back, and please enjoy my story.. 2997, the solar system is heavily populated, ..over populated. One governmental regime rules the entire solar worlds.. they are neither a good nor bad regime, they are neither big brother nor utopian, they lack the spark that is in every human soul, and they work to work to work and every one who is born is taught from birth, 'do not be careless with resources' and on bill boards 'if leaf falls and you do not catch it.. someone dies..' We join our hero.. anti-hero..anti-villain... 'Stealer' he works in data processing in the 'Docks', the main ship port for his planet.moon.. we will never learn the name of this place, this is to keep the 'theme' of anonymity.. his best friend is 'Thief', they work in neighbouring departments, and have been friends since childhood. The Regime has been desperately trying to research faster than light travel, of which they have made 5 ships, so the people can spread out and the population can grow as 'normal', the Regime have not 'banned' childbirth but everyone knows there in that world is good reason not use resources that could save an already established life. it is social rather than law, but everyone wants children.. ref:@ 0:21 Stealer is working when he sees some VERY interesting data, it is about the new faster than light ships, the Regime has poured an entire solar systems wealth in to these ships.. and Stealer sees..The.. access..code.   ref: @ 0:56 seconds He is confused and doesn't know what to do, he wrestles his conscience.. but ultimately.. he knows he needs to leave.. he goes to 'Thief' and tells them he knows one of the ships access codes.. this is a lie ..he knows three. in the next few moments of conversation, we have a choice, that if we picked 'co-op' at the title screen, Thief is persuaded to leave.. but if we picked 'single player' Thief now is our enemy, and will do anything to get to the ship before Stealer, including killing Stealer.  While the people of this world are human they are not like us.. they are born and immediately put in to 'bio-suits' cybernetic suits that can both digitize matter and create metal body parts at will..only explosions of great magnitude or de-digitization can kill the people of this world...Thief works in internal data affairs.. and has access to such technology. for the player who picked co-op this works as a great advantage, as Thief has access to weapon tech and Stealer does not, but Stealer is a Master with computer and can hack doors, find quick routes..maybe even steal a ship.. So if in single player.. we have a race between Stealer and Thief who will get to and steal one of the ships first. They fight and Stealer loses, Thief is very strong, and a good tactician, using a 'de-digitizer weapon on Stealer and leaves him for dead.. ref: 1:31  in my mind I see a scene where, While Stealer is being de-digitized, he hacks the deconstructor weapon with his mind and forces it to reconstruct him... then teleport him. ref: @ 1:11  The teleport went well, he is in the sub-docking port, only 5 levels away from the Deck. but there he meets his female cousin 'Forget', she is maintenance supervisor for this level.. she is 'Grade 9' super genius level, Stealer is a gifted level 6, but he has 'sparks' of level 9 in him... it was his cousin who got him the job at the Docks. He needs to know things like capacity/light drive speed/system counts so he can work out how many people where supposed to crew this vessel, to fly this ship solo. What ship systems are working and online and can be set to configure automatically.. but he has to ask..her. He asks Forget casually about the ships, seeing she is already suspicious, but has to ask. She tells him the information, but asks in return, why he is here asking about the ships.. she has 1000 people under her command.. if he had access to the ships..she would like to know. NO-ONE of the staff have been inside the ships..she would like to as she puts it bluntly 'escape' too. in moment of panic and guilt he confesses he has one of the access code.. she bluntly asks for it .. he knows he shouldn't but he is afraid and confused for a second and blurts out the code. she replies meet me here in 1 hour. Stealer agrees..this is a lie.. he has no intention of doing so. he is going to leave as soon as he can get to the ship, this ship is called, 'Remember'. Stealer goes to the access panel, opens a door and enters, but once in we find Thief, they talk, Thief is shocked Stealer is still alive. they fight, Stealer is losing again but as he is losing Forget launches the ship Remember, time has passed quickly, she did not lie. Thief becomes incensed with confusion and rage, and mounts a nearby Auto Cannon and fires on 'Remember' exploding it into a thousand bits. one for each person on that ship.. Forget had took her whole crew of a Thousand people. Thief did not know any of this, but Stealer knew. Stealer escapes in the commotion and emotion of Thief's actions. ref: 1:23 and 1:39 access panel, 1:44 stealer watching the ship 'Remember' explode. After Thief stops crying, sitting on the auto cannon.. Thief wonders.. 'why is Stealer running? why did Stealer leave via a door that leads..UP!' Thief realizes Stealer has another way to get a ship! and Thief pursues Stealer again.. the final battle... Thief confronts Stealer at the door of the second ship which is called 'Betrayal'.. Thief says 'I knew YOU could LEAVE me you selfish PIG!' Thief takes of their biomask, and Thief is ..female.. they had been friends since childhood.. but never lovers.. they wanted to be so very badly.. but they knew it would risk peoples lives.. Stealer hacks the terminal quickly, blocking the access bay door.. and stopping Thief from stopping him.. he boards the ship.. and we see Thief is in tears.. as we leave her.. seeing her crying through the Dock port door. ref: @ 0:41 seconds Once Stealer has left the solar system.. he sends Thief the code for the last ship..the ship is called 'Trust' with a message join him.. if she won't kill him.. ref: 0:32 [Fade out] the gameplay understandably is missing but its just a what I was thinking watching you vid. anyway I've written enough.. hehe. Good luck with your project and thanks for reading my story. Peace Dava Sent to: Winged Doom 12/06/12 ------- the theme being anonymity.. the people of the solar system are often anonymous only because there are so very many people now. all the names are changed from 'real' names.


Tuesday, 9 November 2021

Reality-Avengers (Euro-Avengers) Tri-Annual [Fanfic] : Part Two

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This fanfic comic should be rated R21 in the USA. And is only intended for those over the age of 21 (except in countries such as Scotland or Cambodia where the legal age of adulthood is 16 or above). Will contain graphical descriptions of erotica and violence. You have been warned.
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Part Two:

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The Ingenious Nighthawk-538
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The Intoxicating Leprechaun
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Interview With the Author: Meet Dava 
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The Dauntless Silver-Spider
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The Ingenious Nighthawk
                                                                                            
Reality-538


Chapter 1.

A child sits alone on the steps of a water garden's mansion grounds, he has red hair and a sad expression on his face. He watches as his father gets in his car to go on yet another business trip. The car is a Ford Silver Ghost in black. As the car drives by dust is thrown up causing the child to cough.

We see him later pretend fencing with the gardener, he has a mop and the gardener has a rake, blunt ends facing each other. We see the maid (who is also his governess) watching them with a smile on her face, she is 80 years old at least. She is making a dandelion & plum pie, she does not notice she is putting clothes washing powder instead of sugar.. as she happily watches the two playing. This brand of washing powder has not been available for many years, taken off the market due to the allergic reactions of its customers.

Once the pie is ready she leaves it on the counter too cool, while she teaches the boy his studies.

The lady of the house is sitting in the mansion library.. a smell of sweet plums wafts, the lady of the house's belly rumbles and her mouth waters. She goes into the kitchen and takes a slice with a large chef's knife, she is halfway through eating when she collapses with a 'THUD!'.. we look down to the floor and see the knife has gotten itself embedded through her forearm, she is unconscious and a massive pool of blood on the floor is growing ever so massive by the second*.

[ *in the original 616 she died of suicide by slitting her wrists, unable to bare being alone from her husband so often. But in 538, her and her husband were estranged and both had agreed to take lovers, he his secretary and her the chauffeur. In 538 they were just waiting until Kyle was old enough for a divorce, both parents were atheists. ]

The maid finds the lady and goes and tells the gardener to fix her up and put her in bed. The maid then goes and gets the child. The child has the opportunity to say 'goodbye' to his mother. She dies.

The chauffeur returns from dropping the master of the house at the airport. He then phones the police and who in turn tell him to phone the coroner's office.

The child stands in shock with the main double doors of the house at his back.. he is wearing a yellow T-shirt and red shorts.. but his mind wanders.. and in his mind he is wearing a superhero costume.. one of a bird with a red cape.. that can fly away.. high into the sky away from all these troubles!

Chapter 2.

Kyle is a troubled teen.. sometimes he loses touch with reality, sometimes he bullies people, sometimes he is kind and nice, heroic even.. but whenever he is stressed, his dark thoughts come out.. his suspicions, darker traits. 

Currently we see he is in University. Grayburn University, a very exclusive school for only the richest of students. There he met Mindy Williams and they fell in love. For the first time, Kyle did not feel constantly on the edge of stress and even stopped hallucinating he was wearing the superhero costume & hallucinating he could fly.The two began an intimate relationship after a year. Kyle slowly became addicted to the intimacy, which was missing from his family life, that feeling of being loved. Over the course of the next 12 months his grades began to slip and he began to fail his mid terms. 

As the Uni stress bared down on him these hallucinations returned, so he began drinking regularly and heavily. While on a date with Mindy he decided to steal a kiss on a turn, the car crashed into a tree and both were blown from the car. Kyle landing in a river on fire, the river water extinguishing the fire of his burning clothes while Mindy laying by the road side on the grass smoldering. As Kyle sits next to her lifeless body.. he hallucinates .. a 'devil' coming out of the fire of the car.. a fiery shapeless shape.. he looks at the the fire with wildness in his eyes.. but then takes shape.. he looks like Daredevil..

Two years later.. Kyle has joined the Defenders as the persona known as 'Nighthawk'. He is a stand-in-replacement for Tony Stark, Kyle often covers the legal matters, insurance costs and technology. Even though all of this and much has changed.. he still believes Daredevil was somehow involved in Mindy's death, even though this is merely self-denial of his own part and guilt in the matter. He has a suit to help him fly and has taken a concoction to give him increased strength and stamina.. although his imaginations tell him.. he can fly on his own and that his strength and stamina only work at night.. these are untrue.

When the Beyonder cause the massive 'Love Shift' as Kyle would call it.. he as Nighthawk was chasing someone through the NY sewers.

11th, July, 2009 : 3 PM

The dark figure.. vaguely looks like Daredevil.. Kyle is confused and becomes startled when the figure turns round to hug him.. he batters through a grate to spike his head on a pipe. THU-Wack!

Chapter 3.

Kyle awakens in a hospital. Matt Murdock and many of the Defenders are at his bedside..

Matt: You had another psychotic break Kyle, but things have changed since you slept..

Kyle feels the left side back of his head.. it seems to have been replaced with circuitry and a few clockwork parts.

Matt: The clockwork parts were Doc Strange's idea.. so even if you run out of juice you have a secondary system. Don't worry they are somehow mystical..

Defenders group laughs.

Matt: So do you feel it Kyle?? The Love our leader has for us and us for him?? isn't it glorious??

Kyle pauses in disbelief and thinks: What a bunch of morons! What on earth is going on?? Better act the part or they may get suspicious.

Kyle smiles and nods sardonically.

One year later..

Kyle has a bunker, an old disused Manhattan subway stop, but not one of the fancy ornate ones, this was a maintenance stop for the subway cars, it is small and dank, has only three rooms.. one of which Kyle has made a makeshift lab and computer room with many screens.

Kyle has spent his time wisely watching the Beyonder. Trying to learn if they have any weaknesses.

Chapter 4.

Kyle only leaves his room for food or sleep.. it has been 11 years since the Love Shift.. but this time he has fell asleep in front of the computer screen. He awakes to a piercing noise in his left ear and a strange headache.. he gathers his senses more and puts in the neural link cable from his computer to the jack in his head.

As he thinks the computer does. He begins searching the source of the signal.. and there it is! A person called 'Cybo-Hawk'.. who is at the Avengers building... Kyle begins to watch. He learns the two teams are from different realities. And that one has setup base there.

Chapter 5.

2 weeks later..

Nighthawk has been observing the team from afar, with sensory data, such as sonically, infra-red and infra-green. Dave manages to get into one the hidden computer rooms and restores the power.

Nighthawk suddenly hears the same squeal and pain in the left side of his head..then a message:

Hello traveller. This is the Janus Project. If the world is ever mass brainwashed we rely on others outside the sphere of influence to rectify humanities true path. Please join us and become great amongst us.. [ fizz ] as Nighthawk pushes a button to stop the pain.

[ END .. TBC in Reality Avengers Annual Part Three]


The Intoxicating Leprechaun

Ayr, Scotland 1979.. a young girl is shouting at her parents, she slams the door behind her. Her mother is Irish, her father is Scottish.

We pan out from the house to see it is a small old two floor detached building.. the place is a small croft.

Her father says: Ah kent we shouldnæ left Ireland, troubles oar næ, Scotland is a hærd place tæ live..
Mother: Ah'm fynly versed.. she husnæ shut up aboot Ireland since we moved.. Ah could write a book..
Father: me a'naw..

8 years later the couple of back in Ireland, they formerly were from outside of Donegal, they now have a small farm outside of Dublin. The daughter is earning her Masters in sociology, she is 4 years in to her 6 year course. She commutes daily via the bus and doesn't get home to after dark.

One weekend the local pub puts on a dance.. the daughter decides to go, there she meets a man, he is 2 years older being 26. He is a farm hand.. he is big and strong, a little fat and a little funny.. she laughs for the first time in many years, outside she laughs again and then cries before they become intimate.

2 months later the two are looking very somber standing before her parents...

Father: Riȝht.. Ah'm goin hame tæ Scotland!

Daughter bursts into tears.

Mother: Aye.. Ah'm comin tæ! The auld croft is still jist sittin there!

Father to the couple: keep the færm.. dæ wit ye wa'nt.. nearly broke us tæ put ye through Uni.. thrown awæy! Shame æfter awe the beggin an work tæ git in.. 2 mær years..

The daughter bursts out in a new flood of tears..

A 2 year old talks to her parents, trying to explain to them the properties of trigonometry and how it relates to the cause and effect.. 

An 8 year old girl graduates University with a BSc in natural science.

7 years later..a father is telling his 15yo daughter.. 'ye have tæ save us!.. yer smart enough to do much anythin..me an yer mither need money!'

The girl's name is Siobhan the year is 2003.. she is NOT happy that her family's fortunes are reliant on her,

She spends her summers with her maternal grandparents in Ayr and winters with her paternal grandparents in Cork..she thinks about those times as she wanders down the country road to the village.

Standing outside of the village shop.. after 5 to 10 minutes of meandering, she notices a strange piece of paper in the bush.. she goes closer to inspect.. it's a washed out 5 Punt note. She waits around until a farm hand is going into the shop..

Siobhan: here! git mæ 2 bottles o' cider an Ah'll gee ye wan o' thum!

He agrees. 5 minutes later he emerges from the shop with 2 three liter bottles of cider. He hands one to her and says 'as per our deal' and he winks at her..

Siobhan thinks 'winking is SO COOL!.. Ah must do dat more!' 20 minutes later and Siobhan has wandered up the country road sipping the cider..

Through a gate, as she sits behind a wall.. time has gently passed and half the bottle is empty.. Siobhan for the first time in her life.. feels like 'everything is going to be OK'.. a golden glow very slowly washes with waves over her again and again..

An older farmer is surprised to discover her.. he says: ohw this won't do at all.. whos yer parents? Ah'm goiny tell thum!' Siobhan says 'nooo' and turns round on her knees to grab him by the hips to stop him, but his dungarees come down and Siobhan is faced with [ REDACTED ]  she then decides to [  REDACTED ] he quickly [REDACTED] with surprise, then she [ REDACTED ] 

Siobhan drunk: ' Now ye cannæ tell me Ma! ha!'
Farmer: Ah.. Ah dunno wit tæ say!.. Ah'm so embarrassed.. ye shouldnæ have done dat!.. Ah'm still goiny tell yer Ma!.. even if its gets mæ oan the ill side o' the Garda!'
Siobhan sadly: do whatevercha wa'nt! Ah should prolly jist do mesel in!'
Farmer: wow.. dat's dark!.. miby ye need a break an' a kindness.. Ah'll jist take ye hame.
Siobhan sadly: tank'ye.. affy kind.

Siobhan is 18 years old and is working in a Hydra government clean laboratory, she is living in Dublin with her stoner boyfriend, whom she describes to herself as 'boring her out of her tiny mind.. but man is he hot!' 6 months after working there, she gets in trouble for drinking during lunch time..

By the age of 24 Siobhan has moved back home.. she now has 3 doctorates, 5 masters and 12 bachelors.. but she works in the local pub as a barmaid. She has embarked on every type of relationship .. including 500 men and 90 women from the 5 surrounding villages.

One dark night walking home through a field.. pretty drunk.. a streak of green in the sky.. Siobhan looks up to see a meteor strike her in the chest..

Asif stop motion sped up..2 days go by.. Siobhan is in a short term coma.. then she opens her eyes and sees herself transform.. green energy is coming off her and she looks down to see she is floating.. she can't remember who or where she is..

In a daze Siobhan wanders over fields and hills for hours.. next thing she is standing outside chinese restaurant staring into the window.. watching the TV .. the TV show was 'World's Most Famous Hauntings & Myths'..

Siobhan begans haunting Dublin as a vaporus green ghost, she also moved in to someones house, the person saw her and was too afraid to return, she would sleep and watch TV there.. the daze never quite wore off.. she is often confused about who she is..

One very late night while watching a documentary on Bavarian Cream pastries.

Siobhan: need tæ git mæ wan o' dem!'

The rest picks up from:

Euro-Avengers #2 Matter of Opinion 

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Intermission

An Interview with the Author.. meet Dava

Q: Hello.. can you tell us who you are and little about yourself?

Dava: Hi.. I'm Dava.. I'll do this in English, even though I am Scottish and speak/write in Scots as my first language. I'm currently 45yo, from the West Coast.. not the US one hehe.. the 'other' one in Scotland. I am a fan of Marvel and DC.. in my teens I was an OG reader of the comics and had a load of Todd McFarlane comics slip through my hands.. wish I would have kept them :) .. worth quite the shiny penny now I should imagine!

I support Scottish Independence and don't gloss over the complicated history England has had with the nations of these isles.. no need to be nasty about it, but no need to cover the truth either; the English do not come out favorably should you read their history from another nations perspective.

Q: Who are the Euro-Avengers and what is their purpose?.. I mean we already have many Superhero teams..

Dava: The team.. whatever name they are going under.. Euro-Avengers.. Reality-Avengers.. whatever I call them next hehe because even the team in the fanfic haven't settled on a name, even after all they've been through..

They are.. in a nutshell.. a bunch of minor league slash amateurs with one professional, Captain Britain who is .. even I have to admit.. an A lister*. So we have one 'ringer' with professional experience, but due to his counties politics, he is not in charge.. think of a Major Leaguer Baseballer coming down and coaching a minor league team..

(*basically Marvel's equivalent to Shazam/Black Adam.. loathe that flag though, symbol of oppression of my people. hate it.)

What we get is to come along on the journey.. see their mistakes and growth. Especially with Siobhan, who is the most deeply flawed on the team but also the most powerful.. she looks to Alan to anchor her.

We come along for the ride.. singularly each member has strengths, but the Avengers make working together look easy.. we see what happens when its not easy. Case in point: What would have happened differently if Jeannine would have been there to help the four fight Galactus? She would have little to no effect at her power level, but her organization skills are *excellent* .. she would have stopped the group when they wanted a break! and told them to keep fighting.. eventually Lep would have cracked the other Infinity Stones..

Q: What inspired you to write these fanfics?

Dava: With the cancellation of Netflix Marvel.. I was 'Jones-ing'.. get it.. Jessica Jones? hehe.. aanyways I was jonesing for some more Marvel, I had been writing DC fanfic on my other blog for DCUO.. I am currently retired from DCUO due to some choices of the Devs.. but I have over 5000h of league staff experience on that game, the vast majority being a League Boss.

I came up with the character of Alan McKay.. as an offshoot from the Clone Saga, the Scottish Spider-Man.. it didn't make a lot of sense at first but things just started falling into place..

Q: And Siobhan O'Connell .. the Leprechaun.. don't you feel like you are stereotyping, even perhaps to an offensive degree?

Dava: That's the thing about comics.. stereotype or die.. look at Batroc the Leaper, he is an awful stereotype, borderline racist .. the leaper meaning legs he is French so frogs legs... I find that truly awful when I think about it.. but y'know what? people remember.. making Batroc meaningful to people so they won't forget who he is and what he does.. making a character is like making a brand, and its most of all important that people remember them, then secondly that everyone is represented, coming third is that everything must make sense.. and all this is in keeping with the original comics.

Q: But you didn't do that yourself.. with Alan McKay.. what do Spiders have to do with Scotland?

Dava: So your saying.. I made 'The Angry Spider-Man' and put him in where? LA?.. no I put him in Scotland, Scotland known for it's.. rowdy inhabitants.. 'angry' you might say. hehe

About the spider.. the spider has a special place in Scotland's history, behind the Lion, Grouse, Stag and Unicorn.. is the spider.. the legend of Robert the Bruce, when defeated in battle and driven into exile, he was in  a cave, he was totally dejected, thinking of giving up his fight to gain Scotland's freedom from the English.. but he watched a spider.. the wind would blow through the cave and tear the spider's web apart, but every time, the spider would begin again.. this is where we get the saying 'if at first you don't succeed; try try again.' 

And indeed Robert the Bruce went on to free Scotland of England's rule and became King.

Q: wow..

Dava: yes..

One of the rumoured spots is Dumbarton Castle, in my hometown of.. Dumbarton.. I have been to that cave.. it's tiny, I have no idea how he was able to stay there. But as far as hiding spots go.. it's pretty impossible to find, even native Dumbartonians struggle.

Q: What inspired you to create Alan McKay specifically?

Dava: I remembered reading The Spectacular Spider-Man 190, July 1992*.. I started to think.. what if Peter Parker had a psychotic break, what if the story we saw was just in his mind? The story he told himself.. when in fact he killed Rhino.. just snapped and killed him and Doc Connors brought Rhino back, so Peter wouldn't get charged for murder.

*(Sal Buscema.. another great Artist. His 90s work reminds me of Todd's.. but that should probably be the other way around as Sal came first hehe. It's just I started looking out Todd's work for comics in the 90s, when I could afford Marvel and DC)

Alan McKay is very much Hulk meets Spider-Man, but the character is so much deeper than just those two combined.. Alan is dealing with heavy trauma, he had to watch what the Jackal did, he saw an unhealthy dose of existential horror; that life was so meaningless to Miles Warren .. dude was straight up Leatherface in a Lab coat!.. Alan has no way of processing this. I get Bruce Banner and his struggle to control his rage.. and yeah, Alan has this too.. but the flip side is Bruce *wants* to control his rage.. Alan is suppressing his emotions to the nth degree, because 90% of his emotions are rage and suspicion. But deep down he doesn't want to.

This also makes sense why his spider-sense is so strong.. he is Peter Parker's suspscion and rage.. so what was a slight tingle of danger for Peter is multi amplified into a screaming migraine for Alan, Peter had his DNA changed.. so the spider-sense must be a changed nerve. But take Alan.. he was *grown* with it.. so we go from nerve ending to gland size. 

He also has a duality we haven't seen in the fanfic yet, he can have somewhat 'blackout rage fits' where he is operating but won't be able to recall everything that happened.. first snap is overwhelming blind rage, burns hot, second snap; he burns cold. Fully walking about and doing things.. but Alan isn't in the driver's seat.. his rage is.

Q: wow.. I never knew there was so much depth to Alan.
Q: Do you plan to go into this depth with Siobhan and Isabella in the future?..

Dava: We'll see.. Siobhan and Isabella should always have their light side.. with Alan, we know he is 90% pretending and just filling out his personality as best he can, Peter Parker's good sense of humor has helped Alan a lot.

Q: Siobhan is *very* R rated.. how do you think readers will respond to her, now we are getting to know her better?

Dava: To be honest.. I'm not sure, I wrote the above fanfic to explain to the readers who Siobhan was.. to give her background 'a deeper dive'.. because it could have felt forced if there was no explanation that.. she has always been hyper sexual.

Siobhan is trying to fill an unfillable void in her heart.. that she feels she only exists to make her parents money. And being how intelligent she is, she has understood this for a very long time. She feels she cannot change her parents and fiercely resents them, which means the hole in her heart is bigger than the things she tries.. and fails.. to fill it with.

I struggle with these ideas myself because I am Catholic and am a believer and this fanfic with its portions of what could be considered erotica, might not be ideal in conjunction with my faith.

However that said.. It's not a story anyone is telling.. whether due to poor taste or no-one is bold enough to pursue due to fear of backlash.. I don't know. Look at Siobhan herself.. she is a believer but she is very openly sexual and promiscuous.. 

Saint Paul says 'Everything is permissible for me' but not everything is beneficial. Food for the Stomach, but God will destroy them both. Stay away from sexual immorality.

Saint Paul is quoting Man's Law.. the law written on Man's hearts.. that Man (humans) can do anything and it's permissible (except Murder etc.. the things that are naturally wrong).. sex is so very complicated, to find a true benefit in something and not lose your faith.. maybe that is what we are seeing in Siobhan. And remember the power she has.. and still a believer, it wouldn't even cross her mind to behave in any braggadocious way. She loves God.. the only person she loves with a pure love.

Q: thanks for the interview.. we look forward to more great stories!

Dava: and you; have a great day!

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The Dauntless Silver-Spider

Two months since we last seen the team, the 'Reality Machine' is built and operational.. sweat is dripping off Dave's forehead as he tightens the last bolt.. however the navigation system still needs testing.. 

Dave: Thyt wis NO easy! hehe
Dave: Listen.. Ah wa'nt tæ test thys hing.. bit Ah mibe need some protection.. is there any whammy or somhin ye kin put oan mæ Siobhan?
Jeannine : That's a good idea!
Siobhan: erm.. Ah tink Ah might have somthin.. in mæ 'closet'
Alan mutters under breath: please dinnæ let thyt bæ a sex hing!
Dave: smashin'!

Lep (as Siobhan, wearing her street clothes) opens up her pocket dimension that she keeps all her little trinkets as she would put it..

She goes inside..

We see she has:

Many of Ares own made weapons
Many Stark made armor robots
The Mandarin's ten rings in a display case
Stormbreaker + Thor's belt of strength (leaning on the display case)
Odin's Gungnir Spear (leaning on the display case)
Various other plinths, many different coloured spiders in blocks of polyvinyl acetyl resin
Rick James' bass with the corner covered in blood (an obscured Rick James sticker)
Reeva Mora's* book of Lux and a few other books strewn around the floor..

(Reeva Mora, the Sorcerer Supreme of the Dark Elves during the 'dark times'.. to the Dark Elves; light was evil)

A Kree spaceship.. Shield Quinjet and Helicarrier.. the three monoliths
A Smashed up partial Cerebro Sphere with Cerebro Helmet
Wolverine's Adamantium skeleton in a glass case
A smashed white Vision in a glass case
Miles Warren screaming on fire in a glass case with Kurt Connors' original arm on display below

Ninja sword (Deadpool's?) stuck into the side of an empty MODOK chair covered in blood
A few broken 'reality check' collars laying on the floor next to El Farouk's hypnotic/dream (Trans-Soma) cane
Hulkbuster Ironman suit..
Many disco balls (Bee Gees autographed tour poster, ABBA autographed poster)
What looks like.. kryptonite?
Few cosmic cubes, a shard of an infinity stone (sitting on top of a very large 90s TV).. many other powerful objects..

Siobhan: AH! here it is!

She pulls out the Silver Surfer's board she kept from Thanos.. she turns round and everyone is in shock, mouths agape..

S: What??
Alan: How.. an' HOW??
Siobhan: well.. when tings get too intense.. occasionally Ah stop tyme and go oan a little shoapin spree.. it really helps mæ unwind..

Everyone's jaw is wide open..

Siobhan annoyed: ye wantin it oar not??

Dave: aye thyt wid bæ smashin! che..

Alan interrupts: hau! How Ah'm Ah no gettin wan?.. Ah wid look rockin as 'The Silver Spider'
Siobhan sadly: Ah've only goat da one..
Dave: wow.. Ah dinnæ huv any powers.. bit ye'd take thyt aff mæ?

Alan flusters to make up an excuse because he really wants to see what he'd look like and what it would feel like to webswing and phase matter at the same time

Alan: and so.. yuv never hud powers, we dinnæ ken if yur any guid wæ thum! wit if ye turn evil??
Jeannine: ENOUGH OF THIS!.. give Dave the board Siobhan! we have been working hard for two months and we should be rejoicing over our work..
Siobhan: erm.. dats me boyfriend boss.. Ah'm really bad at making him unhappy... erm

Jeannine: what?

Siobhan hands Alan the board.

Area: ya dancer!!

he puts the board down and it floats and as he stands on the board he says:

Næ mær gettin dragged aboot lit a wee puppy! this is mær lit it!

Alan transforms, he is now on a web covered board with a silver Spider-Man costume..

Silver-Spider: Riȝhto!.. Ah'll bæ back in a week.. oar two.. gauny go see wits oot yon [ looks out the window to the stars ]

Dave says as Alan leaves: Ah'll wait til Alan gits back afore we test thys Reality Machine.. in the meantime.. Ah've goat an auld pal tæ visit..

[We see a montage of the Silver Spider going around this reality.. Sovereign homeworld.. Celestials.. Contraxia.. Sakaar.. much much further out In the 'Arm Galaxy' Mondus (Earth's twin with Marvel's off title prints.. Malibu Comics, Adventure Comics) .. they all say the same thing .. 'We love the great leader' .. it chills the Silver Spider to deep in Alan's core.. he thinks 'wit kinda power hus thys guy goat? wid Siobhan really bæ able tæ gee thys guy a doin?.. thys is geen mæ the fear.. an nohin oar næwan gees mæ the fear.. Ah better git back tæ the team..' ]

Meanwhile in an abandoned bunker; An island on the frozen Bering Strait between Siberia and Alaska ... Dave's 'old friend' is Arnim Zola.

We see outside the bunker.. heavy snowfall, a blizzard.. 

Nighthawk confronts Dave: .. saying' Ha! I knew you were evil!..
Dave: ye dinnæ unnerstaun..

they fight.. but when Dave uses an EMP to disrupt Nighthawk, Nighthawk is knocked out.. Dave sits and waits for him to recover.. offers him his hand to get up which NH accepts..  the two then go into the bunker together. they have not spoken.

Flashback: Arnim Zola and Dave Shaw were bros/ tight friends.. Arnim was treated badly in the hydra reality (they treated him like an AI janitor) Arnim with the assistance of Dave ran the Hydra railroad underground (sneaking people out to freedom). 

Dave: Oh wow bro! .. Ah never thought Ah wid see ye again!
Arnim: Cease your prattling! I do not know you!
Dave: whoa.. yeah.. Ah come fæ a reality where hydra was in control..
Arnim interrupts: A perfect one then I imagine! HAHA
Dave: well.. naw.. we were bros.. Ah met ye when trying tæ leach some hydra IP protocols.. Ah ken anoer hacker wis ben.. bit somethin wis aff.. ye were *too* fast fur a human.. we ended up IRQ chattin.. an..
Arnim: What?? you added me on FB? haha
Dave: Arn.. Hydra treated ye lit their AI janitor!
Arnim: Preposterous!
Dave: Ah can prove it! ... Ah ken yur greatest secret.. the wan ye widnæ let ken tæ anywan!
Arnim: What??
Dave pulls a chip from under his belt..
Arnim in terror: Noo!!
Dave: The C31 chip..
Arnim: NOOO!!
Dave: We ran the Hydra Unnergroon Railroad the gither.. ye gee mæ this chip and telt mæ; 'if I ever go insane, activate this chip, it is the only thing to kill me if I become a virus.' .. Ah wis keeping it as a memento o' oor friendship, a memento o' the unnergroon an the guid we did the gither..
Arnim: DO NOT DO IT! .. (softer) freund.. I now see how close we were in your reality.. you can see I'm no virus.. I am just as I was before we met..

The whole time he has been awake Armin has been busy hacking Nighthawk's systems.. sparks fly out of Nighthawk's head.. we have a scene where we see Nighthawk's consciousness being uploaded to the Zola servers.. Armin takes over Nighthawk and attacks Dave.. Dave is injured.. and thinks 'man thyt wis ma last EMP ootside'.. as he walks over to Dave to kill him, Dave shouts in anger, the bunker is deep and has a massively high roof, a large swarm of bats are disturbed by the noise, fly down and attack Armin controlled Nighthawk's body.. eventually the bats clear and Armin begins walking towards Dave again.. but at that moment a huge robot crashes through the ceiling landing on Armin..

Nighthawk in the robot body looks down at Dave on the floor..

'We weren't properly introduced.. Hi.. my name's Kyle , but I was known as Nighthawk.. think I'll change that to..

Dave interrupts in awe with bated strained breath: ..Ultrahawk

UH: Exactly what I was thinking.

Dave picks up the old Nighthawk head which was not smashed, downloads Armin to a USB key and Ultrahawk picks Dave up the pair begin to fly back to the Avengers compound.

When they arrived Alan is waiting outside.. he is in terror..

Dave: Ye aweriȝht?

SS: naw..thys guy is geen mæ the fear. Dave, we've goat a problem.

UH: Maybe I can help?

Dave: we've goat a new ally..

SS: Aye well.. him an a hunner Leps n we mibe bæ in wæy a chænce..

Dave: whoa..

SS to UH: Nice tæ meet ye.. [hands Dave the board and in doing so begins to transform back] .. Ah'm the Widow Spider.. An Ah fear næwan oar nohin.. an Ah'm terrified.

[we pan out to see the trio.. stilled.. panning out further and further.. until we are in space.. we see the galaxy then the galaxy clusters.. then the super clusters.. until we see Lothika The Watcher.. face as cold and hard as granite.. then for a split second his eyebrow twitches.. he seems worried]

Continued in Part 3

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Part One : Reality-Avengers (Euro-Avengers) Tri-Annual [Fanfic] : Part One


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