Start.. how JJ returned.
We are in an all black room with only dim reflected light, the walls seem marble in texture, a spider climbs up a wall 2/3rds up it changes to a ball of light.. the now floating ball says : I CAN SEE!
The ball creates a screen on the far wall of the room. it watches all the events that happened since it last existed,
Ball: AH.. NOW I KNOW! I must never die, I must never die again! I existed as an anachronism, fragments left over from a fallen timeline..I will use this method to never die again.. EVER!
The room vanishes by being sucked into itself.
A man with a black coat, black eyes and black bowler hat begins briskly walking down New Bond Street, doffing his hat to people in a cheery manor. JJ is just happy to have 'new clothes' of a new body.
JJ thinks: 'This is a 'new book' for me.. I *may* even turn over a new leaf'
2 years later..
At the mobile base Braddock and Guillotine are *slightly* arguing..
Guillotine: And.. how is that exactly? I provide the financial backing for our.. 'adventuring'!
Braddock: I didn't mean anything by that. Listen, I misspoke.. [reframes his statement] 'heroic endeavours' .. and as Peri said.. you are too unwell to continue..
Guillotine: Alan has proposed a suit of armor.. much like Iron Man's. THIS will mean I *can continue*.
Braddock: We have been friends a long time.. you know I say this out of only care for your safety.
Guillotine: It's not that.. it's that it is patronizing, insulting you have such a lack of faith in my capabilities and resolve.
Peri: No one is calling you a fool. We do not know the capabilities of such a suit until Alan builds it.. is it more fragile than Iron Mans? Harder to control in flight?.. how well *can* Alan build it.. is it safe?
The door bangs twice and Peri hits the button.. the door lowers and Alan and Lep walk in with a paper bag..
Alan: McD's anywan? Bonnie French sunny dæy oot there. Me n' Lep hud oors. smashin'!.. ... Wits up wæ awe *your* faces..??
Guillotine: Alan.. please, can we build my suit of armor quickly. today even?
Alan: Erm.. It doesnæ work lit that Gil.. First Ah need tæ inspect the pærts, then draw a schematic.. then make a prototype.. test efter test efter test.. no wa'nt ye tæ git hurt, testin' works oot the kinks.. then a 'redux' takin wit Ah learnt fæ buildin an testin' tæ make the first proper suit.. which will still need testin'.. should take aboot 3 months, an' Ah'm bein' slim wæ thyt coz Ah kin feel the eagerness fæ ye.. mare lit a year.
Guillotine: you are kidding.. yes? .. [sad face] a joke?
Alan: Ohw flip! .. listen Gil.. we're friends an' everythin', meaning Ah'll try an' be ays quick ays Ah kin. .. but y'know Ah've no built a suit lit this afore, Tony Stark hus hud.. Ah dunno.. a million goes ayt iyt. Ah'v no. Ah'm just stærtin'.. so iyt'll take time.. yknow?
Guillotine: I understand. Well. Let's go!
Alan: OH!.. okay. Lep dæ ye wa'nt tæ come? Might be a bit bornin'.. might no.
Lep: Oh.. Ah'm fine fur dat. First time iyn France.. think Ah'll soak iyn some atmosphere.. few glasses o' wine an'awl [wink].
After Alan, Guillotine and Lep have left, Cap and Peri, as Ares was off world, they are alone enough to speak frankly..
Cap: Am I *really* the bad guy here?
Peri: I feel the same. I mean her arm is not hanging out the socket, but she can barely lift it without being in great pain. The doctor who came last week said it's all healed except for a little nerve damage, so we can assume it's because of the *other* properties of the sword.
Cap: At least Alan was speaking sensibly.. which to be honest; pleasantly surprised me.
Peri: I have known 'Gil' for the longest time.. she will not listen to Alan. As soon as she can fit inside the suit she will make it her own.. nothing Alan can say to her to make her to do otherwise.
Cap: Let's just *hope* for a miracle..
Meanwhile at Hallerom Industries..
Alan: Sooo.. that crate's go'at some boady panels an' some auto guidance circuits .. good find! these ur prolly the wans the man uses himsel!
Guillotine: Tre bonn!
Alan: Ah see wits been goin oan..
Guillotine: What do you mean?
Alan: Och Ah jist meant the suit.. how come Tony uses A.I. .. iyt's no an easy thing tæ control this set-up ken?
Guillotine: Ah! I see.. can you get an A.I.?
Alan: That's goiny be the hærdest pært.. Ah mean.. so far even iyn these crates we fun aboot 60% o' the original suit..but withoot an A.I. .. there's næ chance o' controllin' awe these gadgets. Flyin' a'naw.. we're missing the stabilizin' servos..
Guillotine: My engineers could probably fabricate them..not their field, but they are *very* smart.
Alan: okay.. okay.
aye..good.
We're missin the feet fur the rockets so far a'naw.. we huv mæst o' the torso, the legs, shudders, upper ærms.. missin' the heed, hauns an' faceplate.. hmm.. Ah think Ah could make thyt, the faceplate Ah mean.. no sure oan the heed. Ah mean Ah kin see the slot ayt the back o' the torso wer it comes oot.. but in oor torso.. iyt's no there. Ah dunno how Tony does it.. seems a sequential armor plating, but how oan earth he fits iyt awe iyn there.. Ah'm yit tæ discover!
Guillotine: And the hands?
Alan: The power regulator an' source we huv.. blastin' folk, naw.. cannæ be done. Ah could rig iyt wæ bullets.. no sure how tæ git a tiny mini-gun iyn there.. but could work somthin' oot Ah suppose.
Oar.. an electric blast.. but we don't huv the isolator circuitry.. Ah could make wan but that just means iyt'll be awe the longer.
Guillotine smiles and says: I understand... and most dearly, thank you for doing this for me! you have already earned your friendship from me.
Alan: Och.. don't talk lit thyt too much oar Ah might forget Lep n' hit oan ye! haha
Guillotine smiles: bien.
Sometime Later back at the Mobile Base, Widow-Spider and Guillotine are returning.. Braddock approaches them.
Guillotine: Hey Cap!.. that was a productive day!
Alan: Aye .. Ah fair enjoyed yon challenge a'naw!
Cap: Listen.. Peri and I have been talking, we are unhappy with the current.. 'situation'.. we are discussing teaming up together and going our own way. I just thought yous should know..
Guillotine is stunned.
Alan: IS this aboot me? .. aboot Lep?.. coz if yur dead set oan leen'.. mibe we could lee insteed?
Cap: This is about Guillotine's injury.
Alan: Well.. Ah dunno wit tæ say aboot thyt.
silence.
Alan: Och.. Ah think she'll be fine wance she's go'at the suit n' thyt.. jist takes time.
Cap: you *really* think Guillotine will listen to you once it's built?? She will not. fact.
Alan: C'mon.. ye huv tæ come n' go wæ o'er folks opinions..
Guillotine: Am I so pathetic you will not fight alongside me?
Peri comes out of the mobile base, having overheard the conversation..
Peri: Watching people die is not a sport. Often I have felt you treat our defense of humanity like a sport.. a hobby you participate in.
Alan: OFFT.. don't haud back noo!!.. flip sake! brutal!
Peri: And who ARE you?? I feel Guillotine 'adopted' you so quickly..
Guillotine: ENOUGH! Alan is a new and powerful friend..
Peri: Yes.. it's the 'powerful' part I wonder about.. why do you hold on to him so closely??
Alan: WHOA.. Ah wis jist meant tæ be a pært timer.. a temp. Ah dinnæ wa'nt ony hassle guys..
Peri: And now we have a reality warper in our midst thanks to him..
Guillotine: THAT'S ENOUGH!
Braddock: No.. he has a point, we saw what madness in reality warping can do.. I like her, but we know reality warping and madness is a baaad cocktail.. I have had thoughts about this before for JJ, and now see it's appropriate for Lep, for her safety and ours.. she should go to Division 3.
Alan: WIT???
Braddock: Don't paint me as the bad guy here.. too many times I let things slide. and people died. She will come to no harm.
Alan stunned: 'Division 3 'iys wer reality warpers go tæ DIE!
Braddock: I'm not saying it to hurt Lep.. in fact I consider her a friend, I only want what's best for her.. including her mental health, c'mon Alan you know how hard she struggles with reality and being a reality warper.. that's not good, for us and for her!.. I have seen what a reality warper can do.. first hand Alan.. Jim Jaspers. I don't take that lightly.
Alan: So YOUR solution iys tæ lock her iyn a mental asylum fur reality warpers iyn a Division who cannæ help the wans they aweready huv??
Alan: She hus problems wæ reality.. an' yur sayin' tæ take the wan wee bit o' reality she hus away fæ her?
Alan stares intensely at Braddock
Alan: naw. speak again tæ mæ oan the matter an' ye know wit hæppens. She iys ma problem an' ma lassie tæ help ays Ah see fit, no yurs.
Lep has returned but is hiding behind the mobile base listening in, she thinks about Alan 'oh wow Ah LOVE dat man! 💖.💖'
Peri: c'mon Cap let's go..
Cap nods.
Meanwhile..
JJ stands on a rooftop watching the argument with glee..
Thinking:
JJ: I'll follow Captain Britain and Peregrine.. they seem like they have some sort of plan.
At that moment..
Widow-Spider: OHW MA HEED!
Widow-Spider hits the floor in agony! grabbing his own head.
Widow-Spider: AH UM SO GOINY KILL WHO DID THYS TÆ MÆ!
Widow looks up and can 'sense' JJ..
WS: YUR FUR IYT PAL!
JJ shocked thinks: How can he see me??.. I have made myself invisible!?
WS leaps upon the building with one leap and punches JJ full force in the face.. we hear a loud crack as his jaw breaks.. which JJ then instantly heals, JJ punches WS in the stomach with the same force WS used to punch JJ's jaw.. WS doubles over in pain. JJ starts laughing.
Lep see's this..
Lep: OHW NO YOU DON'T! DATS MY MAN!
Lep creates a pocket universe and sucks JJ into it.. in that universe is a googlplexiant amount of WS's attacking JJ. JJ is slowly deteriorating even as fast as he can heal himself.
Guillotine: STOP.. do you want to prove Cap right? That you shouldn't be around other people?? Is your anger your only justification for murder? How then are you different from him?
Lep stops making near infinite Widow-Spiders..
Lep: fair enough..
She leaves JJ floating in the pocket universe and floats up to WS on the rooftop..
Lep says sadly: you okay ma love?
WS coughs out: YE huv tæ bi jokin'.. that's how hard Ah hit?.. wow Ah hud næ idea Ah wis so buff..
Lep: Dats me fella! [wink] tough ays auld boots so ye know ye are!
Guillotine: Can you heal him?
Lep: Ah'm not a doctor dont'cha know? If Ah was.. sure wouldn't Ah be healin' yourself.
Guillotine: ohw.. I didn't know your powers worked like that.
3 hours later and the sun is setting.. the remaining trio are sitting on lawn chairs at the door of the mobile base, drinking tea.. Alan has bandages around his torso.
Alan: So.. somthin' Ah ay wa'nted tæ ask ye..
Lep: Go oan.. better no be cheeky mind!
Alan: If ye make food an' we eat iyt.. iys iyt real?
Lep: Ah hav not the foggiest clue.. but Ah widnæ advise iyt!.. me power isn't seemingly based oan imagination.. but what Ah know works. An' if Ah leave somthin fur a few hours.. it seems tæ vanish.
Like.. when Ah made da shower.. Ah know how a shower works, water comes up da pipe an' out da shower head. Water molecules remove dirt grime.. and *other* tings [winks]
Alan: hehe
Suddenly the sky turns black & street lights turn in to black suited men/women, who stun WS and Guillotine..
Agent: You're coming with us ma'am.
As they slap a collar on Lep.
Widow-Spider and Guillotine come round, seems around 30 minutes later... and Lep is.. gone!
WS: You HUV TÆ be jokin' mæ!
Guillotine: ohw no! .. .. .. Listen.. we both need rest, can you wait for 2 hours or more so we can sleep and be fresh to find her?
WS: Ah dunno.. feel kinda dizzy. Iyt's been an exciting ho'ur oar so..
Meanwhile in Sweden Division 3 Facility, Cap and Peri are talking to a guard..
Cap: Thanks again for seeing me on such short notice.. everything was handled swiftly and smoothly. I just want what's best for everyone..
Agent: And so do we.. thank you for the tip!
Peri almost sad: And she will be treated with respect.. oui?
Agent: We have one of the most advanced facilities of this kind right here in Sweden.. she will have nice food, great therapy and most of all learn how to feel safe with her own powers without hurting others.
Lep from behind the door..
Lep: LET MÆ OUT YE #'@##.. AH'LL STRING EVERY LAST ONE O'YEZ! #@=~#!
Lep has a 'Reality Check' Neckbrace. It is a neckbrace that contains a collapsing blackhole, the space inside is folded to contain the blackhole which is vast. 'bigger on the inside' one might say. It emits graviton particles that drain her power.
Back in France, Guillotine and Widow-Spider are rested.. they are combing the streets of Paris looking for clues while avoiding Hydra Agents.
WS: Ah dunno..
Guillotine: I know you are pensive..but what can we do? We do not know where they are..
WS: Try Braddock on comms..
Guillotine: I did.. but no reply.
WS: Peri?
Guillotine: Hmmm.. maybe.
The duo stop in a doorway, Alan is on the ceiling of the doorway while Guillotine stands underneath.
Guillotine: Peregrine.. please come in. Peregrine.. please come in.
Peri: What do you want? .. it is late.
Guillotine: Oh good! Lep has been taken hostage..
Peri interrupts:She's not a hostage.. She's with Division 3 in Sweden.
Guillotine: WHAT?
WS: OHW NO WAY!
Peri: While I feel bad for her to be locked away like this.. but it's probably the best thing for her.. besides I have teamed up with Cap now..
Peri: Why do you fight so hard to keep Alan on the team? he is new to us. Cap is a dependable friend. He deserves to be respected, he has earned that from us, Alan has not.
Guillotine looks at up at Widow-Spider..
Guillotine: to Sweden!
The duo take the mobile base to Sweden.
Shortly after we see Lep's power has been halted as JJ returns to our universe..
JJ hits the floor panting..
JJ thinks: Crazy B*!! Wow she is powerful! I even made a secondary pocket universe inside hers.. she managed to follow me inside there.. I should probably avoid her in future.
The next morning Alan and a Division 3 Agent are in a Division 3 interrogation room..
Agent: Surprisingly, the lives of reality warpers are usually short ones, due to their continued threat to our existence. We extend their lives here.. they are unable to have 'normal lives' but we see they are comfortable for their remaining time within our society.
Alan: Iyt's the same auld story.. 'crazy iys ays crazy does.' An' wæ mæ yu'v no go'at a believer..
Agent: I am not good at understanding Scots.. please can you speak English? kindly.
Alan: I will try to accommodate you.. I do not believe you and this 'facility' are what's best for Lep..
Agent interrupts: Her name is Siobhán O'Connell..
The agent spins a tablet round to show Siobhan's Facebook and absence of 1 year.
Alan: That *is* good to know.. but it matters not a jot that my girlfriend hasn't posted in a while due to being 'unwell'. I support her regardless.
Agent: You have no idea what she is capable of..
Alan interrupts: NAW YE HUV NÆ IDEA WIT AH'M CAPABLE 'O. Ah huv a genius level intellect wæ awe the abilities o' Spiderman..
[Alan stands up and speaks while walking to the door]
so unless ye huv Professor X hiddin' up yur sleave. AH'M GOINY BURN THIS PLACE TÆ THE GROON!.
Alan exits the sliding door.
Later that night Guillotine and Widow-Spider are in the mobile base hovering over one corner of the facility..
Widow-Spider: Blast iyt!
Guillotine uses small rockets on the hovering mobile base to blast the corner of the facility.. which then heals itself.
Widow-Spider: Blast iyt again!
Guillotine: but..
Widow-Spider: Jist dæ iyt!
As Guillotine launches another round of small rockets.. Widow-Spider climbs along the bottom of the mobile base ..this time Widow-Spider jumps through the gap before the building can self heal.
Widow-Spider over comms: Ah'm iyn!
The place is on red alert.. the walls are *actually* red and flashing.. like the paint itself is changing colours.. red & white & pink.
Widow-Spider: Wit kinda madhoose iys thys??
The corridor begins to twist.. unphased Widow-Spider just walks the straightest path as it twists..gravity switches and miscellaneous medical carts and medical sundries drop to the new ground.. Widow-Spider again is unphased,.. walking forward he smashes the double doors, only for them to self heal..
Widow-Spider: Riȝht!
He approaches the door and gives a gentle push; it moves one inch before returning.
Widow-Spider: Ah!
Widow-Spider climbs up upon the double doors and starts jumping up and down as gravity switches to remove him he times it.. for the 1 inch per second he saw with the doors before. At the right timing he coincides with gravity to give a huge blow to the door.. and crashes through to the other side.
Guillotine breaking up over comms: You have been an hour at least Widow-Spider.. are you okay??
Widow-Spider: Wit?? iyt only been 5 minutes!
Guillotine: I can't hear you.. you are breaking up badl..[dead signal]
Widow-Spider: Well.. so much fur backup!
Widow-Spider looks forward and sees a empty black room and nothingness with a dim light in the distance.. he looks far above to the ceiling and sees a maze.
Widow-Spider thinks: wait a minute.. wait a minute did Peter no dæ an essay oan thys?.. iys thys no a famous maze??.. ayyyee.. If Ah jump up there somthin' bad happens.. n' the maze itself is infront o' mæ but awe the wa'z ur paint'it black.. its only the reflection o' the white top o' the wa'z Ah'm see'n in the ceiling ... aye so IF Ah just walk forward..
Widow-Spider then bumps into a seemingly invisible wall..
As we pan up we see he was correct.. the walls are painted black and the tops are painted white with only a dim light source, we see the ceiling which is a huge mirror.. with 20ft spikes that were a optical illusion as so to make them not appear to those below..
The Walls are 15 feet high.. but since he is also part Spider.. Widow-Spider climbs on top of the walls and moves towards the dim light source.
Once at the dim light source.. Widow-Spider sees.. a green garden.. no a an open field full of android children happily playing..
Widow-Spider to himself: naw.. no wæy! second as soon as Ah step in there.. they will awe turn n' rip mæ tæ shreds.. Ah've seen enough movies tæ know thys wan! Ah'm no daft.
Widow-Spider webs the entire ball of dim light.. and starts to drag it around. He can hear strange noises coming from the ball.. he rips open his webbing surrounding it.. and the scene has changed.
Now it seems like a cafeteria.. with the same strange flashing red wall paint.
Widow-Spider talking to the ball: Call me suspicious.. but Ah'm still no happy aboot thys!.. at NÆ point uh'm Ah goiny go through ony portal!
Widow-Spider webs the entire ball up again and begins punching it over and over again.. until a 'crack' is heard..
Widow-Spider: sounds aboot right!
He peels off the layers of webbing and as he does the room begins to shine brighter and brighter..
in the far corner of the room is a black door, Widow-Spider goes over to it and kicks it in with a thud..
On the other side are around twelve Division 3 Agents with firearms..
Widow-Spider: Aye thys is mare ma speed!
acrobatically bouncing around he kicks one agent in the face while webbing another.. swinging on the web he just made to come round and with one punch knockout 3 agents.. while carrying a fourth agent between his feet.. throwing him in to 4 agents who have began shooting at Widow-Spider.. as he lands
Widow-Spider: 1 +3+1+4.. an' the wan Ah webbed lees.. you two!
Widow-Spider then webs them both and continues down the hallway.. once through another set of double doors gravity changes and Widow-Spider shoots a web to sling round.. as he does a girl standing on the new 'wall' that was the ground slices the web he was swinging on with a katana.. Widow-Spider hits the floor with a thud!
Widow-Spider: Hau! .. Ah wis usin' thyt!
The two engage in battle.. Widow-Spider bouncing around giving her slight jabs in the face as she struggles to strike him..finally Widow-Spider bouncing off the double doors gives her a crack! to the back of the head which knocks her out.
Widow-Spider exits the hallway to see a elevator..
Widow-Spider: No *usually* ma 'mode o' transport'.. but Ah cannæ be bothered wæ awe thys faffin' aboot!
Widow-Spider hits the button marked B for Basement..The elevator says: Please provide your security ID and password..
Widow-Spider: Ohw flip! Voice Recognition technology! no thyt Ah've go'at awe thyt! but still iyt couldnæ un'nerstaun mæ even if Ah hud iyt!
Elevator: Non compliance detected.
And then the elevator closes its doors instantly and releases a gas.
Widow-Spider: *cough* flip! *cough*.. NAW! NO WAY MAN!
Widow-Spider then webs his own mouth to use as gas mask..
Widow-Spider thinking: Ah know!.. Ah know! no healthy!.. but awe ma poison will dæ tæ mæ.. is make mæ slowly angrier.
Widow-Spider punches a hole in the floor of the elevator and drops down on a web. Once at the bottom.. which seem FAR deeper than he expected, he opens the elevator doors from inside the lift shaft.. to his surprise, there is Peter Parker.. and Aunt May.. Aunt May speaks to Alan..'Hello Peter.. I have so missed you since you have been away.'
Widow-Spider: NÆ DANGER! .. nahh. Ah'm aff iyt! Næ thanks! Awe those feelin's died oot the first night Ah spent iyn the cauld iyn ma hoose.. wæ næ food, soakin' wet.
Widow-Spider to anonymous telepath:
Widow-Spider: Yu'v go'at two choices either git oot ma heed.. OAR Ah find ye an' rip the heed fæ yur shudders.. yur choice!
The images of Peter and Aunt May ghost away..
Widow-Spider: smært choice.
Widow-Spider can see some laboratories and medical bays.. the area is a circle with hallway encompassing the floor and leading off to each room. The outer rooms have high grade solid steel doors and are numbered..
Widow-Spider can slightly sense they are also magnetic..
Widow-Spider whispers: .. weird.
Widow-Spider: Riȝht.. time tæ rip some doors aff! .. naw wait! they huv wee windæs.. aye check thyt first.. ohw aye take the web mask aff.. forgo'at. ma poison gettin' mæ a bit hepped up n' thyt. bit confused.
Widow-Spider rips off the web mask and takes a deep breath.. then whispers..
Widow-Spider: Lep ma love.. didnæ worry yursel ma hen, ma hært.. yur man's a'comin'!
Then suddenly exclaims in realization;
Widow-Spider: THYTS WHY THEY'RE MAGNETIC! Soo ye cannæ sense whos behun thum withoot lookin! gotcha! So thyt means some o' thum ur a trap.. erm.. odds oar evens?..odds seems iyn theme wæ thys place.
Widow-Spider webs the first even door to check if his supposition is correct.. the small window turns into vortex and ingests the webbing..
Widow-Spider: aye.. riȝht enough.
Checking the odd doors one by one Widow-Spider sees all manner of strange things but says..
Widow-Spider: 'Normal folk' aye that wid warp their minds.. but wæ me.. ye huv tæ up g'uy early iyn the mornin' tæ dæ thyt tæ mæ.. Ah seen things thyt wid make yon look lit a wean's picture book.
Finally Widow-Spider finds Lep and rips the door off it's hinges..
Widow-Spider: ma love!
as they embrace..
Lep almost crying: oh ma darlin'! Ah wis so afraid Ah would'nt see'cha again!
Widow-Spider: haud still..
Widow-Spider rips the reality check collar off Lep..
Widow-Spider: næ worries ma love!
Lifting up his spidey mask .. they kiss.. a kiss that feels like a thousand kisses.
From behind them they hear.. clapping..
Widow-Spider: Wit??
'Admiral' David Haller steps out of the shadows.. and says
David speaking to Alan: I am impressed by your skills. ... Can I interest you in a job?
Lep answers in place of Alan sarcastically : Prolly not.. but Ah'm a bit short o' cash.. wit did ye hav in mind?.. eejit!
David: haha.. I like you. you both [smiles]
Lep: An' why exactly ur we trusting yourself??
David: It's simple logic.. trust me and see where it goes.. we already have seen.. *this* young man's abilities and his devotion to you.. OR have us fruitlessly hunt you over and over again.. but often inconvenience you when you least expect it.
David: I'm David Haller.. I hear you know something about my father's connection with Division 3?
David: Please come.. can we talk ..[David seeing their hesitation says]...you will see there is more potential harm to me than you.
David is escorting them to his office in which they get a mini-tour of the facility,
David: Officially we are 'The Division for Extraordinarily OverPowered Humans with Mutant Abilities,' TDEOPHMA.. 'T' Dof'ma'.. or as you so succinctly put it 'The Division'.. They made me head, traditionally known as 'Admiral'..
Alan: hæd o' the madhouse eh?
David: we don't think in those terms here.. and *I have actually been in a madhouse* what we do here is nothing like that. You'll see.
David: I'm head because.. I am powerful enough to stop their reality warping encroaching on any of ours. Lep.. was a challenge, if it wasn't for the neckbrace, I don't know if I could have stopped her.
The group reach Admiral Haller's office.. they take seats..
David almost chuckling: So I hear you were going to 'burn this place to the ground..'
Alan thumps a small bomb with flashing lights on Davids desk..
Alan: aye. ... thyt shoulda done iyt. watch oot.. iyts slightly .. nuclear.
David is stunned.
David: I have never met Peter Parker.. but you are not him.. are you?
Alan: well.. Ah guess ye cud say bæth.. aye AND naw..
David: I see.. my father, Professor Xavier spoke fondly of him often, the *very* few times I spoke to my father, he would mention to me Peter's exploits with a favourable tone.. as if he was proud of Peter Parker, whom he shared no blood with, and disappointed with myself.. While I do not agree with the praise my father heaped on him.. no.. that's too bitter.. the praise my father graciously gave him.. one thing we agree on.. Peter Parker is moral.
Alan: High horse is it?.. then how come you sit there ays king wæ awe yur contemporaries locked up lit wee slaves.. ye huv næ idea yursel wits 'real'.. delusional!
David: Mononitiny is the greatest proof that reality is.. 'real'.
David: My job is slightly boring. That's how I know I am not trapped in another's mind or universe.. it's the only way I can keep track of reality.. and Lep here.. she hasn't had time to learn that yet.
Alan: No yur decision tæ make.. thyts oors.
David to Lep: Siobhán
Lep : Shuv oan what? Ah'm fine wit the clothes Ah huv t'ank ye very much!
Alan: Ohw Ah see wit yur dæn.. okay okay.. Ah like tæ think Ah'm fair minded..
Lep: Are you both takin pants oar what? Did Ah 'blond out' fur a minute?
Alan: Ma darlin' .. ye know how Ah feel aboot ye.. aye?
Lep: Aye.
Alan: A guy came.. an agent o' this place an' showed mæ somthin'.. he showed mæ yur facebook.. an' 'real' name.. Siobhán O'Connell
Lep embaressed: Don't you be playin' wit a girls heart now Alan McKay! If a girl looks lit me an' you hit oan her.. it'll no be 'threesomes' you'll be gettin! It'll be a crack to the jaw an' a 'onesome'!
Alan: obviously.. Lep's no ready.. in anywise o' you stickin' anythin doon her throat.. I'll rip the heed aff ye. Admiral oar no.
David: Okay.. I understand. This facility is here whenever SHE decides to use the beneficial amenities it provides.
Lep: yuz are weird! talkin' weird! iyts upsettin' mæ.
Alan: næ danger ma love.. we'll be oota here in a flash..
David: .. forgive me but.. that's not a threat about the bomb.. because I felt we worked that part out..
Alan: naw. we're fine. lee us alæn.
David: Okay.. Guillotine is waiting for you in the foyer.. she says to tell you she got bored waiting in the cafeteria..OH.. you've been going non stop for 2 days, we thought you'd tire out before this so that was one of the measures.. to extend time, you barely flinched. wow.
The couple are escorted to the foyer lobby by the Admiral and a few agents.. where they see Guillotine and Peri standing talking.. Alan nods at David as a goodbye, and David nods back respectfully..
We hear mid-part of Guillotine and Peri's conversation..
Peri: I had no idea what he meant when he said this place.. it was too creepy.. a creepy pasta waiting to happen..
Guillotine: Don't worry about it.. just work on making Braddock see.. that we're not all baby chicks for him to play mother hen to!
Guillotine: AH bonne! you return to us.. I had almost asked to rent a room here..
Peri interrupts: I just want to say sorry for any distress I have caused..
Alan and Lep look at each other..
: iyt's fine.
Lep: friends kin be asshats sometimes... as long as iyts only half the time with you bein one da other half.. iyts fyne.
In a dark room Admiral David Haller is talking to a blue wall called 'The Tide' .. The Tide is a supercomputer created by many reality warpers.. in theory it can answer any question put to it..
David: How was Alan McKay/Widow-Spider able to break the reality check collar? it's meant to be unbreakable?
The Tide: He would have undoubtedly broke his bones doing so..
David: But.. how??
The Tide: Love.
David is stunned.
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THE END
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Epilogue:
Inside the mind of The Tide.. The Tide is asking and answering questions to itself..
The Tide: What is Alan McKay's idea of 'heroism'?
The Tide: All indications point to Alan's 'cloned memory' remembering an alternate SHIELD timeline up until he was created.. then he is part of our HYDRA timeline..
The Tide: but he doesn't seem to know too much about it .. as HYDRA doesn't have much influence in Scotland.
The Tide: In this case his memory is anachronistic. He remembers SHIELD being heroic growing up as Peter Parker.. then being unheroic after that.
The Tide: Investigation commence sequence.
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FIN
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