Saturday, 27 October 2018

Friends Episode fanfic

do do do dooodo do do do there for you when the rain starts to fall do do do dooodo scene fades in to monica standing by a table decorating a cake
chandler is standing by her and says 'thats some very MANLY pink icing for Joeys birthday cake.. hoo RAh!' audience laughs.. Monica : its pretty. its cheap. its all we had left at work!' audience laughs.
Made up a Friends story for my ex while she was bored waiting on a job interview.



Davi
David
Phoebe comes out of monica and chandlers bedroom.. the couple are startled by her appearance. Phoebe ' oh did you not know I was in there.. I fell asleep about an hour ago..' Chandler turns to monica and says 'but we were just having.. 30 mins ago; Monica: I know!.. Phoebe.. did you perchance hear us doing anything in there? Phoebe: no. why? what did you do in there? Monica: nothing. Monica turns around to finish decorating the cake and Phoebe sexy-growls at chandler
David
Monica: this icing has to set, while chandler and I pickup the noisemakers Phoebe DO NOT LET anyone touch this cake!' Phoebe agr
David
Scene: chandler and monica leave, phoebe watches them leave then shrugs her shoulders and goes back to the bedroom to sleep. few minutes later Joey enters.. sees the cake and speaks out loud to himself: WHAT DID MONICA TELL YOU? DON'T EAT THE CAKE.. DON'T EVEN TOUCH IT.. DON'T EVEN LOOK AT IT! now where that milk for my milkshake Joeys got a thirst on! Joey covers his eyes from the cake to 'NOT EVEN LOOK' at it.. he is struggling to open the fridge door with one hand and as he manages to get the milk out he slips and his other hand goes SPLAT in the middle of his birthday cake.. at the moment Phoebe comes out and is shocked.. 'Joseph Francis Tribbiani.. what do you think you are doing??
David
David
Joeys tries to lick the cake off his fingers.. Phoebe: joey Joey JOEY! stop stop you're making it worse!.. Joey: 'Deliciously worse!.. it was an accident!' Phoebe 'Call me skeptical' Joey: noo.. I was just trying to some milk and I slipped .. honest!'..Phoebe: well if Monica shouts at me enough .. I'll crack and lie and say you planned it" audience laughs.
David
Scene: Ross in the coffee house eyes the new female Barista.. her name tag says Keighley, she is pretty. They have a brief exchange of words that has a slight sexual tension. We pan out and see Rachel. Rachel: I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU' audience laughs.
David
Rachel: hey! hey! snap out it! what did you get Joey for his birthday? Ross; the same thing I get him every year.. 12 coupon Sub Sandwich voucher. Rachel: so you think I shouldn't have got him sneakers? .. Ross: WHY would you get him sneakers??.. Rachel: your probably right stupid gift. hmm.. they ARE the right size for me, maybe I should just keep them? audience laughs.

David
Monica and Chandler enter the coffee house: Chandler: Hey guys.. guys: heyyy.. Rachel: whats that?? looking at a box monica was carrying.. Monica: THIS is the REAL cake'..Chandler: C'MON no way Joey isnt going to eat that cake.. its a fake one. one for him to ruin and a real one for all us .. Scene back at Monica and chandlers apt. Joey and Phoebe are using toothpaste to fill the hand print in the cake
David
Phoebe exclaims: THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN EASIER IF YOU HADNT EATEN SO MUCH OF IT OFF YOUR FINGERS!' Joey' it was delicious though

David
Phoebe.. not just the lettering icing.. Joey comes out with some pink toothpaste, when they are finished the cake looks pretty close to before Joey smooshed it.. Phoebe: now lets just HOPE no one tastes it! Joey :which is uncommon for cakes.. as NO ONE LIKES CAKES! audience laughs.
David
Monica and Chandler return home. Monica notes: WOW Joey new life for you! you didnt touch the cake!' Joeys 'Yeah well.. you said.. DONT TOUCH THE CAKE!'

David
Scene: later at the party.. Ross comes up to Rachel and says: This chick is seriously weird! She said she ate seahorses! SEAHORSES! I told her how weird that was.. and I DONT think I will be having sex tonight! not that I really want to SEAHORSES REALLY!?' Joey approaches Keighley ' How you doin?' Keighley 'I'm good thanks.. your friend Ross freaked out at me earlier.. I dont think he likes me..' Joey' dont mind Ross .. he is a bit of a dork when it comes to fine looking women.. except Rachel.. wow he got LUUCKYY.. hehe'.. Keighley cuts off a slice of the fake cake.. as Monica comes up to him and says : Joey I have a confession to make..Joey: Keighley you might now want.. oh what is it Monica?
David
not want*
Monica: I did something you might be mad about.. but once you see.. I think you'll be OKAY with it' Joey: It's funny you mentions all that I did something YOU might be mad about.. but once you see.. I HOPE you'll be OKAY with it
Keighley eats some of the cake. Joey looks horrified. Keighley: Who made this cake? Monica: I did.. I'm a chef!.. Keighley: its very.. minty! audience laugh.
David
Phoebe comes out of Monica and Chandlers bedroom.. and comments to herself ' I HAVE GOT TO STOP SLEEPING IN THEIR BED.. I almost missed Joeys party!' Everyone in the party starts sing Happy Birthday to Joey.. we can see Keighley has loads of mashed toothpaste and cake stuck to her teeth.. at the end of the song Keighley comes up to Joey and says ' I know I came with Ross.. but that seems like a bust..fancy a kiss Birthday boy?' Joey leans in to kiss Keighley and then pulls back and says ' OH MAN THAT TOOTHPASTE IS OVERPOWERING what are you trying to do.. kill me with Minty freshness?' audience laughs. Monica scowls at Joey. Joey nervously smiles.
David
Scene: its the middle of the night in the apartment: Chandler screams out.. 'GET OUT GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE!' Phoebe sheepishly walks out of their bedroom dischevlied .. WOW that was a good sleep 🙂 ' END

Wednesday, 24 October 2018

Soo.. Netflix Cancelled Iron Fist and Luke Cage?.. if Marvel and the MCU is a problem.. why not buy a long term established Comic Publishing House?

Hi peeps of the internet :) welcome!

Soo.. Netflix cancelled Iron Fist and Luke Cage in quick succession, THEN announced they had an extra 2 Billion dollars for 'original programming'.. I *think* I see how much NF was paying Marvel for both the rights to those shows and the running cost. wow.. that's a lotta cash!

Now to the beef and chips..

Why doesn't NF buy outright a comic publishing house? They make a deal with the publishing house that everything will stay the same except now NF will use the character rights to further their brand by making original shows with said characters in a shared universe.. I mean why waste those skills and resources learned in the MCU by letting all that talent they amassed drift away?

Think about it..

2000AD

The Judge Dredd franchise is doing nothing after its 2012 outstanding cult movie.
Rogue Trooper.. wow I am privileged to say I read these as a child.. is the story of an anonymous soldier genetically created who goes in search of his creator to bring him to justice for all his genetic crimes.. sounds standard fair, but if you can imagine it how I remember it.. it's a tragic heart wrenching tale of constant; betrayal, isolation, feeling of worthlessness, chaos and evaluation of self worth. If told correctly it is easily equivalent to the tragic tale of Bruce Banner. 2000AD would have been an excellent choice for purchasing a comic publisher. The Universal Soldier movies were AWFUL compared to the full run in the comics, which was iirc an updated version of Rogue Trooper but instead giving the soldier mind boggling super powers. IMHO.. Rogue Trooper for the 'try not to cry' story alone is far superior.

If done correctly, the Judge Universe which shares Judge Dredd, Judge Anderson (female PSI corps) and Judge Rico.. there is SO much that could be done with those characters alone.The tone is very adult across all of 2000AD's storylines as they were aimed at 15/16/18 + but not younger.

Strontium Dogs is a very complicated tale, that currently I am struggling to remember, bit like Tank Girl meets Mad Max, not a story I personally liked, but seems popular with fans.

Dark Horse

Erm, Dark Horse, Image and Valiant compete for the third spot behind Marvel and DC .. but IIRC most of DH's character movie rights are sold off now, making it a nightmare of legal difficulties. (HellBoy, The Mask, SinCity)

Image

Legendary comic book artist Todd McFarlane's own publishing house. I don't know these characters and if the stories are any good, so I am not the person to recommend or suggest ill investment in them. I have no idea.

Valiant
I'll be blunt.. Valiant is pretty much a clone of Marvel, with slightly gritter stories and not too shy to clone a little DC every now and then either.

case in point:


Sony has been.. 'sniffing' around Valiant for the last couple of years but doesn't have any investment contracts that are so concrete, if NF bought Valiant to make a 'ValiantVerse' Valiant couldn't jump ship on Sony.

Their biggest character is X-O Manowar, think; a time displaced Iron Man discovering the future, I don't think it's a great story to be honest, so a fresh take would probably better better than the .. 'lets explain the present date to a person for the past motif' that is slightly overdone, especially with superheroes. (NOT Altered Carbon which is *excellent*)

What makes Valiant a good investment? 29 years of stories to choose from and many characters. What makes it a bad investment? The sheer work to get the characters recognised. Not as sure an investment as 2000AD, especially with Judge Dredd on the roster and that blazingly good movie in 2012. see : Dredd

To sum up..

I believe NF should outright buy 2000AD lock, stock, kitchen sink, all barrells, light switches and bulbs. Time Inc which was the owner of 2000AD and many many more publications, sold Time Inc UK to Epiris.. see here for more details:


"Time Inc UK is the second business to be acquired through Epiris Fund II, the first was the Portals De La Rue specialist paper business acquired for £61m at the beginning of the month. The fund can commit up to £200m to any single deal. Various possible price tags have been attached to the Time Inc UK business, varying from £150m to £120m."

Credit: Jo Francis/ Printweek: HERE

The above is for 40 different magazines, various publications and publication houses.
Given an educated guess from those figures, this would place 2000AD (if Epiris is willing to sell) at around £10 million to £40 million. I feel confident that Eipris doesn't know what they have with 2000AD and how much it's worth. 40 years of storytelling making adaptations a breeze for the screen. Highly identifiable characters, especially Judge Dredd and Judge Anderson..

If you have no idea about Anderson .. ohw flip wow! she is basically a superhero judge with every bit as much presence as Dredd. genius who reads minds, who can track criminals through walls by their thoughts, make them shoot themselves if she pushes hard enough, but if she pushes too hard she has seizures, and oh wow you don't want seizures when you are in the middle of a gangwar .. flip! that show HAS to happen!

(updated 16th/Dec/2019: man I need to sort out whats canon to Dredd and whats not)

My take on Judge Anderson would be:
I would simply call it 'Psi-Corps'.. Judge Anderson is the most senior Psi-Corps Judge who is not a Chief Judge, she is addicted to auto-sensation; reading her own mind while feeling sensations, not in a creepy way, but she is slightly auto-sexual, finding her own body sexually attractive (Canon: Anderson is actually Hyper-sexual in the comics, this has came out in different ways, however I am suggesting a new way iirc) , showers often, showering which causes her to climax, in the Psi-Corps this is taboo as it causes psynaptic feedback to degrade pathways, most who do this burn out after a couple of months, she has been doing this for 6 years without even another Psi catching her, she is that good, level 5 Psi (Canon: Level 5 Psi is in the comics) , genius and stunningly beautiful, physically perfect.. Psi's can't have 'normal' relationships as they know everything their partner is thinking, sometimes feeling (Correct Canon), so they are discouraged from sexual activity (my suggestion only) , it's not a law.. but well known that sexual behavior is considered 'unhealthy' within the Psi-Corps. I can easily imagine a scenario where,  Judge Anderson is often called in for Sexual Orientation training, which makes her think one of the Chief Judges suspects her secret, the training is images of wood bark rotting and rotting meat, readings from plutonic poetry. Heart monitors are in many of the showers, but she uses one of the malfunctioned cubicles.. a few malfunctioned years ago and no one caught them. The same one everytime.. imagine the episode where they find out about the malfunction.. she would go off the rails, Dredd would have to track her down (crossover, suggestion season 3 finale, post credits season 1, maintenance is in the showering area in the background, two or three mentions about 'malfunctions in hygiene areas' in season 2).

I would set the movie 'Dredd' as her first day being mentored by Dredd, Anderson (16yo) full of hormones and lack of Psi training is failing out of every test until she meets Dredd as per the 2012 movie. The Psi Corps being a long term secret project at that time then during the 9 years elapsed between the 2012 movie and TV show, Psi-Corps has become a fully integrated arm of the Judges.

Her story is easily Sherlock Holmes, replacing heroin addiction with her Psi auto-sensation addiction (which would have great ratings appeal), she is actually a master detective even besides her Psi mind reading, even outshining Dredd at times, his application of 'The Law' is perfect but she can sometimes have a deeper understanding (she showed this with chief judges before and even in the Dredd movie).

Judge Rico, Dredd's secret clone (Correct Canon) , I'd start his story in MegaCity 2, it would be an entire show that was near identical to the main Dredd show, using a similar but different looking main actor, a second tier off-season show, so when fans are missing Dredd, Rico gives them their action buzz.

I'd layer the shows, starting with Psi-Corps and Judge Anderson, then do Dredd full out action, then 'MegaCity 2' Rico's 'corrupt anti-hero' show.. putting Dredd and Rico on a collision path, while Rico is Dredd's clone & is equally skilled, he is not as smart as Dredd, his application of the law is imperfect, he does 'corrupt' things better compared to Dredd.. in my musing here, he is the top Judge who is not a Chief Judge for MegaCity 2. He is an exceptional schemer, but as far as regular duties goes, Dredd is in fact smarter.

I'd put Dredd vs Rico as a season 10 Finale, don't buy the first house you see because 'it's a house', I'd make it a very slow boil. I'd take the idea of the Death Corps and make them (Psi) Chief Judges who died but their Psi imprint lived on inside bio-mech augments, they are trying to breakthrough into the minds of the Psi Corps, but instead of turning Anderson into Buffy, begin with Psi-Corps vs Death Corps for a single episode then move Death Corps over to Dredd. Judge Death is a Chief Judge of the Death Corps and a recurring villain, this could easily be done by the former (dead) judges taking control of holograms.

We don't need to throw down big boss villains for each episode/season, as Dredd the comic was rarely like that, like Ma-Ma for the movie, she was a small villian that because of direction and story was made huge, Dredd stories are often like this; self-contained. Background story arcs, need to be much much subtler than that, think; the subtlety of Rick and Morty's background arcs. Huge build-ups to Death Corps over seasons. Make us earn our sympathy for Rico.. that some will be team Rico and some team Dredd for the finale. Show us that while Rico is evil, we can still identify with him in a profound sense .. this could come from Rico slowly learning about his past.

Anderson rookie'd under Dredd for three years. When she was 19 years old, her final night before becoming a full Judge, they slept together, but this wasn't a 'me too' thing, quite the opposite, Dredd is pretty uncomfortable about any and all intimacy but he knew that night  would be her last chance to have sex, and never again due to Psi-Corps policies on intimacy(Suggestion only) .. then grew a dichotomy between them of great trust and respect, he is her mentor who was kind when she needed him to be and her now at 25 years of age.. Dredd is proud to have mentored her, she is the most superb Psi-Corps officer he could have ever wished to mentor. They never speak of that night, like it is forgotten (they actually have NO interest in a romance together) but something deeper than merely a short lived romance grew, a deep friendship. Anderson is one of the few officers Dredd won't bark orders to. She often eavesdrops on Dredds mind, however he knows this and uses it as a channel of communication.

(Surprisingly.. iirc.. This actually happened in the comics, it was during the time Anderson had became a Chief judge in the wake of the death of many chief judges.. it was a version where Dredd and Anderson were around the same age and Dredd hadn't mentored her.. OR it may have been Rico pretending to be Dredd.. I forget which)

Psi-Corps if done badly would be a feeble femi-drama, one woman strives against male arrogance, instead of us watching that she earns what she has by correct action regardless of gender (which is what Anderson is actually like; she earns her respect regardless of gender by correct action).

Done correctly, a hyper-sexualized vs hyper-repressed tale 'cop drama' on a intellectual par with Sherlock .. in our modern day the clergy deal with sexual discipline, in Anderson's world the pressure on her is immense and the only way she can release that pressure is by feeding her addiction, she is unique in that having done that for this length of time, she is not brain dead.

(My suggestion) Two months usually mean 'burn out' in which the Psi officer goes somewhat insane/dementia .. in the early trials before the Psi corps was established properly, many Psi subjects shot their partners due to; feedback sensory loops/sensory overload, climax psychology of 'changing faces trauma', 'Vanity Trauma' seeing themselves as their partner (in-love with them) saw them meaning they couldn't stop looking in mirrors, Psi subjects became convinced what they experienced was 'real' and their partner had cheated on them, they found out about illegal things their partner had done in their life and some Psi subjects commited suicide.. many other cases, all adding up to the Psi Corps policy of no sexual conduct; no partners. This is why Dredd would be such a good deal for Anderson's 'last night', as Dredd pretty much hates intimacy, so none of the above would apply and she could feel the sensations and still feel her own identity 'herself' and not him.

Like in the movie, we see her get aroused while Dredd tends to her wounds, she says nothing, nothing is ever spoken between them, I would continue this 'unspokenness' throughout their friendship, she admires him at times and that sometimes sparks into arousal on her part, but never on Dredd's side (this is actually iirc as per the comics). They have no romantic intent towards each other as I said, it's much much more complicated than romance, which itself is already complicated, they both feel their deep friendship and.. in a city where everyone turns on everyone, even other judges, to find someone you can trust.. is a price beyond measure.

Rogue Trooper
The tragic tale of Rogue Trooper (which could be set in the same universe as Dredd etal~ except in the future) the poetry of his story is also about isolation, so isolating it from the furious action of Dredd would keep Rogue Troopers emotional integrity.

Rogue Troopers story is about self nihilism, a real and tangible one, whereas humans can debate our Creator all day long (I'm Catholic myself and believe).. Rogue Trooper can't have poetical and moral insights of that vein, or perhaps he can, but one thing is sure, he knows *who* his creator is.. a man who is the head of corporation that is at war. We follow his slow journey of awakening.. as he sees his brothers die for what seems to him to be no reason, the commander who betrays them for profit, not the last person to betray him.. and over the course of 18 years as he finds out more and more about his 'father' who has tried to kill him ceaselessly..we slowly find out more about ourselves through his eyes.

If this story was done badly, it would be a racial trope.. it has NOTHING to do with race and EVERYTHING to do with genetic offspring and Man's responsibility to what we create.
To sum up..in the episode (SPOILER)

To sum up..in the episode where Poe died in Altered Carbon.. this would be EVERY episode of Rogue Trooper, like Lemony Snicket's SOUE but without any humor of any kind, a kind person taught to kill, who goes on a righteous journey only to be confronted by the harsh bitterness of humanity. It was a bit of a right of passage for me, after 18 years in real life, reading the conclusion to Rogue Trooper ..wow.

If I was writing/directing Rogue Trooper it would hardly have any dialogue, which coincidentally mean it would be more open to international appeal, a cycle of tragedy in every episode, 1 step forward for 10 steps back. Played much like a sad music video for 1 hour to 1 and a 1/2 hour episodes, we see Rogue Trooper struggle with his genetic programming of cooperation and his innate kindness versus the bitter truth of the world he inhabits. After a couple of seasons I would suggest he could have his 'Fr1day' moniker on his helmet as his own identity grows in proportion to his hate of 'father'. 'father' who is a war criminal in the same league of Stalin and Pol Pot.. one lone Rogue soldier will take him down against all odds, against tides of betrayal and callus hate.

(Update 16th/Dec/2019)
When  I first wrote this I was unaware of the purchase of Millarworld by Netflix.

See char rights here:
https://stuffiwasthinking.blogspot.com/2019/02/map-to-millarworld-character-rights.html

Thursday, 13 September 2018

Politics. Peace. Intersolar Travel.

Politics. Peace. Intersolar Travel.



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Google + is shutting down comments so.. putting this here:



I enjoyed writing this..

my daydream extended further..

After seeing what the American's had with Luna, EAS (English AeroSpace formerly BAS (British AeroSpace).. The English wanted that for themselves, Ceres was to be important for outer Solar mining, and so would become a fueling station, so EAS launched a small spacestation into earth orbit in 2039, it had a small ship attached, they then send up rectangular cubes, something like modular homes or sealed metal portacabins, each containing the things needed to study Ceres, 2044 they had assembled the parts into a spaceport/vessel, inside were remote controlled robots, controlled via VR on Earth (Tera), synced inside the server for any time delay. by 2049 Spaceport 'Jerusalem' safely landed and commenced sending sync signals to the server on Earth.

China once they realized how a much of a claim the Russians had on Venus, backed off, and 2040 launched their mission to Mercury, declaring IF they got curatorship of Mercury, this would also make them Curator of the Sun.. and while all were skeptical, this is certainly how this has worked out. They have ultra high density solar panels that charge vast batteries, they transport them back to Earth and exchange the power for natural gas, oxygen and nitrogen (as exchanging the batteries themselves would not be profitable) but all the vessels need electrical power, especially in the outer solar system (past the Asteroid Belt or as I dub it 'Sol Belt').. pretty much all vessels use their charging system as fuel is so valuable in outgoing missions, they have bases on Deimos, Vesta, and Himalia.

How did Scotland get Curatorship of Titan and Ganymede??
Ohw, it was kind of random luck, in June of 2042 the USA President withdrew all funding for extra solar bodies from NASA, which, as a knock on, hit SpaceX quite badly.. the morale around the world .. the hopes for outer solar mining and travel, sunk to an all time low, quite coincidentally Scotland's Fortitude probe destined for Ganymede launched in late autumn of 2042.. so in part big 'screw you' to the US from the World Council and part genuine gratitude to the 'Truth of Humanity'* towards Scotland's efforts, Scotland was granted special dispensation and Curatorship of Ganymede.. a year later and rushed launch and 'Fidelity' was on its way to Titan.. hopes returned, hearts elevated, and peace of all mankind again became a vivid reality in the making.. merely inches and moments away.
Not lifetime after lifetime of lazy politicians..
SpaceX and Elon Musk were great.. really amazing, but after the US pulled funding and started charging SpaceX for using the Luna Spaceport, SpaceX pretty much declined to staying on Mars, until the tragic death.. in 2058, one of the fueling seals blew, a value began shooting around inside the engine, the whole ship.. such a shame.. they name spaceports and great buildings after him, he is the JFK of Mars, pretty much always will be.
The EU had some meager bases that were contract licenced from SpaceX, no-one else had that kind of money at that time, as the majority of the return had been coming from the USA, who now weren't doing it.. although Russia put in a bid, but since they were already Curators of Venus, it was felt too powerful a thing to give them Mars also, that is our two closest neighbour planets. 
Sounds like I am chastising Russia.. I'm not, from day 1 of being Curator of Venus, they have shared resources and done the job they said they would do. A people of their word..The US pulling funding like that.. was devastating.. Russia did the right thing, providing troops for the (then new Service), what they couldn't give in money, they found elsewhere to enable and help others. Even backing down over the tensions of the mining rights/usage of Luna spaceport, just so we all could get *something* to prove the system *did* work. very noble.
Russians detest backing down.. but by doing so over time, we got to prove the US wrong.. these tensions remained until the Odessa Incident of 2085.
Not so much a 'cold war'.. but a 'cold shoulder', from the world to the US for 20-30 years.
As of 2130, the most populous people of the Earth are the ones you are most likely to meet on an intersolar body, The Chinese, The Russians, The Indians, The Americans.. the African Continent, has many peoples and yes you meet them from time to time, the World Council had some problems integrating some of the African countries, as some governments would not agree to punishment of their violent criminals.. it has been an ongoing discussion for over 80 years, with many African nations claiming it was barbaric to send violent criminals to die mining uncurated bodies.
South East Asia contributes many to the Service, particularly The Philippines, Vietnam, Indonesia and Myanmar (Burma).
It's rare for me to meet a fellow Scot, except on Ganymede..
Commerce is alive and well.. if you make good money off world you can take those credits rent some land (from the Government of that country, not ownership) and have children here on Earth, raise them until they are whatever age you think they should be, then return to the intersolar body you made your fortune on.
Work isn't exactly as it was before.. you can work for 4 years, getting 5000 credits a week (plus if you make a profit you get to keep that.. there is no such thing as tax, the governmental bodies take the share from the resources, not from you).. if after the 4 years you decide not to work and to stay on Earth you still get 3000 credits a week.. and can live your life out doing whatever it is you want to do, that is lawful and within your means.
People on Earth live to on average to 140 years old now, at 65 they are given a choice if they wish to retire, many take the option not to retire, they are used to the extra money and perhaps they can gain something from working to ensure their children get a larger plot of land (if they are living with their children, a petition of an extra 5 or 8 years worked, might tip the balance for extra land) at 80 years old, they are respectfully asked to retire, they get the full 5000 credits for the reminder of their life having worked until 80. Many are granted a larger plot, regardless of their station of work.

What are conscripts? Is this national service?

Not National Service but.. I'll come to that in moment. Conscripts are members of the Service, but all members of the Service have *somewhat* of a choice where they are posted, an assignment comes and they are given the right to refuse.. however it's not that simple, they can only refuse one assignment at a time.. Russian Service persons usually elect to refuse going to Venus, as it's so hostile on the surface, Russia doesn't really expect them to go to the surface, however in times of crisis they *may* be expected to go into the upper atmosphere (Venusian Mesosphere), which itself can be dangerous, some vessels have irregular orbits and do not maintain their height regulation well, the Service are sent to warn the captains of the vessels.

A Serviceperson can also volunteer to go to a solar body they might like, or ask to work with a specific team working on .. something. They will be put on a waiting list and if their skills are required they will be first in line.

Countries who do not contribute engineering or scientifically, will have periods of National Service and National Conscription.. because of this some of these Service-persons burnout, but it's understood why. A great many see what it is humanity is doing and are inspired to stay on. minimum is 4 years.. that's why they get their own place on Venus or Mars, if they want something on Earth that will last them, they should do the 8-12 years. I say 8 to 12.. this is because if you are on Venus for 8 years, it gets recognised as worth 12 years anywhere else.. but you could serve 8 years in the Sol Belt with criminals, 8 years in the outer solar system, 8 years doing the Mercury runs.. counts as 12 for easier places. Ceres is still 12 years, but it's not hostile, just a spaceport for passengers, service and fueling.

What happens to Countries that refuse to provide *any* Servicepersons and do not contribute to the World Council via engineering or scientific discoveries.. who give nothing? 
Well.. harsh as it may seem, you give nothing you get nothing. If a country is very small and does not provide enough Servicepersons, and does not have the natural talent to contribute.. they ask that they, 1. adhere to all other rules of the world council that they are able to 2. use what resources they have for agricultural provision.. to provide food for the world.

We don't punish those who *can't* contribute.. only we exclude those who can and do not want to.
To date in 2130, only North Korea is the one nation whom will not cooperate with the World Council, the rest of the planet, every other nation sees the benefit of what we do for humanity.

Wait! Where does all the food come from? on Earth and off world??

On Earth.. just as we have been doing for millennia, we set aside land for the animals and fruit, vegetables that we wish to consume.. then we have overseers, who manage the bots.. the bots report back when a crop or cattle is sick and the overseer, who is a trained veterinarian & horticulturist, will cure whatever ails them.  
Off world.. people eat a LOT of fish heheh.. fish and rice! When I was in Space-Glasgow.. four months of fish and rice!.. y'see we found out in around 2050 with the Mars colonists that they were burning through food like crazy.. but rice is a natural constipatant .. so that slows down the bodies ability to burn food quickly.. ensuring every last bit of energy is extracted from the food before evacuation. Water is plentiful around the solar system, so we feed the fish rice that is enriched with algae and some other supplements*. .. humans don't eat the 'fish-rice' although I saw one guy trying to sell it near the Hexagon market.. everyone looked at him like he was totally gross!

They make it in big grotty tanks that are purposefully unclean, to make the algae grow. As money making schemes go.. no sale!

The rest of the food is shipped in, they use Maxpax.. I like MaxPax, their beef stew is sooo good! You can buy cheaper .. Corepax, nah.. never been a fan of them. The paxing companies reduce the size and weight of the meal to around the cubed size of your thumbnail, they remove the water and air and compress the food until its tiny. Over the years they have worked out how to make it go back to 'normal' once you add water and air back.
What about milk?

Well, we have a choice, dried milk from home.. or suppli-milk made on site, suppli-milks not too bad, but I'd rather have dried that was once real milk. suppli-milk can taste.. a bit chalky.. OK for tea or coffee.. but that's about it. But dried, yeah you can make ice-cream (iced-milk) milkshakes, cheese.. tastes good.

Sugar?

Ohw.. we have a specially created Dexterol (Glucosite), called DexTer, everyone.. even on earth uses that instead of sugar.. all of the energy and sweetness.. none of the fattening or rotting. People were going nuts when they first heard it was GM..but after 20 years of human trails they only thing extra they found it did was increase male sperm count.

It's not white like sugar, but you can have it in granules if you like.. it's orange. Most coffee and tea merchants off world have little dots on the lid of their cups, up to 6 mini DexTer tablets.. as the lid gets placed on the drink, the little dots open and fall into the drink. .. It's stupid.. but people dare each other to bite the mini ones haha.. like the cinnamon challenge.

Sugars the one place I think GM is OK.. coz if there's problems with sugar, and its a stable of our human diet.. I mean who wants to give up chocolate completely? etc.. other GM, I'm pretty against.

*(which is the maxim: Humans need resources. It is an inalienable Truth, beside the nobility of faith; it is the ultimate truth)

* We feed the supplements to the algae, then we feed the algae to the rice, then we feed the rice to the fish. (we drain the tank of water and plant the rice in the algae = feed the algae to the rice)
*(100% water only not nutrients or flavor! .. Maxpax slogan for 50 years!)

Who Curates Jupiter and Saturn?

As 'failed stars' they have special status, every nation owns them and can mine as they please, with the exception of any ecological disturbance. Essentially, the World Council curates Jupiter and Saturn.. giants are however an esteemed prize to Curate. With the Indians probably going to Curate Uranus, this will be the first Curation of an 'Ice Giant'.. with as of 2130 we have not yet reached Neptune with the Service. Lots of probes..no human contact. Once Uranus is controlled by the Service, then manned missions will start. The most outer moons are usually a spaceports, for quicker launching of vessels.. and with Oberon most likely being Cutated by Scotland, The Scottish Space Administration (TSSA) will be asked by the World Council to build a spaceport, so vessels can be launched to Iapetus, Curated by The South American Scientific Council (El Conselho Científico Sul-Americano, ECCSA) then to Callisto Curated by the Nordic Council (Department of Science)  then Ceres curated by English Aerospace (EAS), then Mars..

Wait! I get the idea, but why are there 'Councils' and 'Unions'.. doesn't the World Council manage things for the best coordination?

Well.. yes and no, it's the job of our politicians to get the best deal for those involved.. some countries decide to ally themselves to maximize scientific and engineering contribution and minimise conscription.. even separate partnerships.. Like Scotland is a member of the 'Raf-Fin'e Gauls' which has a partnership with Irish French.. we also employ Welsh and Cornish peoples.. but again Scotland is on the Nordic Council with the Scandinavian nations.. and again a member of the EU.. and a member of the 'Pan-Atlantic-AustralAsian Alliance'  which is the scientific branch of 'The Commonwealth'.. it's all very very complicated.. but to oversimplify it..

Working together gets you a share of incoming assets as stated, if you can contribute an IP to help another nation, you get a share.. Scotland owns many IPs, so we offer in exchange for a share.

The council, union or federation gets to complete their project without the cost of finding out if their idea would work/the whole project failing due to the part not working, knowing the IP already works and has been launched into space and does its job successfully.

The IP holder gets a share of the resources.

Normally Spaceports are run by a few nations working together, but Scotland is pretty rich, Praise The Lord! We do pretty well..

Curation by council bodies .. works easily as far as resources go, but as far as work goes.. the teams who make the IP.. well that's a bit more complicated, however, we don't have war so.. let people who enjoy arguing for better deals.. do their job. We civilians don't have to care..

How does the Mag-Suit work?

The Mag-suit has two parts, the clothing and the outer-shell.. The clothing has high density metal fibers woven through it, on Earth (Tera) it weighs 6 times the weight of the human that is to wear it, because on other solar bodies, the G is a fraction of 1.. meaning if you are on a body that is 1/6 the G-force of the Earth, you are weighted the same as if you were on Earth..The outer-shell is weighted to twice the weight of the human, why do it this way?.. because fabric is easier to manage, so when you take the outer-shell off, the acclimatization to the weight adjustment is easier.. means when you are on a spaceport/base you can take your outer-shell off and not be totally relient of it.

Now how this all works is..complicated to say the least..

Under the spaceport/base there is a giant electromagnet (Magnotron) that regulates the menial gravity (mG).. all things are weighted for the spaceport/base they are on.. this is yet another reason NOT to take things from that specific spaceport/base.. everything except food and consumable liquids. Stealing a ..pen might mean nothing to you.. but to it's owner it's weighted correctly for that solar body and enables them to do their job correctly.

Besides.. once you have a few souvenirs (I bought mine).. it seems very silly to own a snow globe or bobblehead that weighs say.. 10 kilos? nah.. like the Service tell you on Ceres.. don't buy out of the gift shops, its for suckers.

The 'metal supplements'.. man they are gross! The metal is mostly Iron as the body can absorb that the best..but again, it's not the best metal for the nanites to use..

What are nanites? do they create gravity?

Nooo.. The nanites are teeny tiny robots that repair the space osteoporosis, they fill the holes and line your bones with the metals you drink.. well I say 'metals'.. it's like the most gross milkshake.. steel tasting cocktail.. oh man! and the headache when the metal hits your stomach! ..but after a while those little nanites grab it all, repair your stomach from any damage and begin repairing your bones.. eventually over decades replacing your bones with perfect metal replicas.

When you come back to Earth, you feel stronger.. bones AND muscles.. this is because the Magnotron can't mG everyone, so it errs on the side of caution.

There is a standard called VmG.. which is used around the solar bodies.. Venusian menial Gravity .. the rule states that humans should be left with 1/10th Earth G 'give room' flexibility, this is a safety standard ..it's better to be able to move quickly, then be too tired to move quickly'.

You see signs up in spaceports when leaving Mars.. 'VmG ZONE!' and posters 'REMEMBER VmG!.. Do NOT wear Mars Mag-suits to the outer solar system.. exchange your suit today!' with a woman changing into another mag-suit 1940/50s bombshell style art on a poster.. bet that saved a few lives! Most men would remember that.. catches the eye.

G+ mG (+0.1G/-0.1G) = 30 cycles = L.G (Local Gravity)
       ~~                            per min
     VmG

Ends up for every 1 second your lighter then the previous second, gives a bit of work out.

hahaha.. hehe haha.. a rare time you see someone wearing a Mars Mag-suit in the outer solar system.. they are easy to spot because as they are the only blue ones and all the other Mag-suits are Orange gradient to red*... the amount of times the Service must've stopped that poor guy on Ganymede.. wooo!

How long does it take to get to Solar Bodies and how do you get there?

Ohw.. well.. my 4 months on Ganymede was a 14 month expedition (3.2 years total), you plan it.. like you would long haul flights, that are meant to join up.. The quickest vessels will get to Mars in around 3 to 6 months. back in the early days of space travel it was around a year, we had very limited thinking as to fuel/speed.. now that we can build in space, we can make ships as large as we wish and use much more fuel than previously..

You leave the Earth to the Luna Spaceport, takes around 3.5 days with cabin facilities, the wait time can be crazy for launch, but.. we're understanding about it.. I mean what's 3.5 days in the scheme of things?  The vessels are constantly coming and going.. delays are common.. check, re-check etc.. then the flight is around 2.8 days.. then some extra time for orientation and security.. your thumb print is all you need, everything else is provided.. your thumb print is both your ticket and wallet.. if someone else has your print (print fraud/identity theft) they take a sample of your DNA and check it with the Earth records.

Once on Luna, they are quite tight about launches, the vessels are pretty massive and can hold upto 2500 people per vessel..but the one I left on had just 300 or so people.. I think I heard one of the Service saying there was a delayed launch on Earth so.. the ship behind us must've been packed.. 1000 + people I would guess. Maybe 1200..?

With it being only 300 we didn't have to share cabins, nice and roomy.. whereas if it's packed you get four beds per cabin..hate the idea of that, prefer my personal space.. but since my off-world permit says 'Artist - (disabled)*' best I could hope for, not to get the dorm rooms. 4 roomer is not bad..but that was so lucky! got the room all to myself! .. dorm rooms are corridors you get a private bunk but.. it's a bit coffin like, you can close your panel, but open it and bam.. your in front of everyone.. not to mention being sanitary. In the cabins, people are polite and each takes a turn using it for their needs, whatever that is.. while the others are in the rec rooms or going for a walk in the gyro-garden.. 1 hour is polite for private use.

Service persons travelling get their own personal cabin, as does the flight crew who are also Service persons.

The flight itself is about 2.5/3 months with hard burn..used to be double that.. on Earth before we could create large enough vessels to stock as much fuel as we like so we can use more to go faster.. hmm..

You land on Mars, wow.. my first time on Mars.. everything is made of glass, 'Stardust City' is beautiful!.. the Musk Spaceport looks pretty much like Luna's because they were designed the same..but once out of the Spaceport.. wow.. gigantic glass domes within domes.. one solid piece of glass.. burnt from the Martian sand..

Wait! What?? How the flip??.. sounds Sci-Fi to me..

Ohw.. erm.. okay.. so they lay out a circle of pipes and lay the sand on top then they slowly superheat the sand into.. a kind of glass lava/magma, underneath they pump Gallium.. huge quantities of Gallium.. the Gallium 'eats' any metals in the sand, leaving only the glass..which is made into a bubble as the outer glass cools hardening and the inner pressure shaping it..the outer black glass is chipped away by an 'army' of bots.. the bots then laser heat the jagged areas.. much like sandpaper to jaggy wood. The whole process take around a year per dome and up to 4 years for a very large dome.. failure and cracks can happen, but those domes have no one in them, as they are tested for many many years before they are ready for humans.

Sooo.. anyhoo..you move dome to dome via underground walkways sealed with concrete. The third dome is huge.. you are offered induction to Mars, but it's optional. I went in because I was travelling alone.. and you never know when you might meet a hot Martian girl!

I had 8 months on Mars until the flight to Ceres was ready to depart, the flight from Mars to Ceres is around 70 days.. and Ceres to Jupiter 70 days to 4 months with good alignment etc.. bad alignment.. you could be waiting on Ceres for over 2 years...but if such situation arose, the Service would consider sending you home.. or at least to Mars or Vesta.. Pallas?*..Ceres has a very small population and small base, which they are trying to grow, but the allure of Jupiter.. is such a pull..

I was on Ceres for only a week, The English guys were friendly enough to me, saw a couple of Welsh guys; pretty distant.. guess they are still burnt we left the Kingdom.. Ceres has a small rec room and movie theater..tiny marketplace.. the upper deck was nice though, huge dome.. you could see all the Asteroids and Jupiter in the sky, like Luna from Earth but a 10th the size..

107 days later, I was on Ganymede in Space Glasgow, pretty rockin'.. they have a pub called 'The Barras' puts on shows.. the upstairs is the Barras venue in miniature.. pretty cool, some guy was doing tours of the surface in a buggy.. at first I was super nervous, but after I seen him come back 4 or 5 times unharmed.. I thought.. 'ah well.. why not?!' .. the underground complex was good for entertainment, bit of shopping in the market.. then world hopping to the other moons.. 4 months flew by!

 * Pallas is a penal colony, but.. it does have a spaceport. Pallas is Curated by the Thailandese, experts at putting the fright up you if you break the law violently. Being Scottish it should make me a bit nervous, however each country has its own laws on what is and is not violent, and ultimately the judge understands our own culture. Our portion of inmates come from drug dealing murderers..not so much genpop.

*Venusian Mag-suits are black.. and yes I imagine, the Service tease each other with Darth Vader references.. we found colour does NOT show up well on Venus as the light refraction rate
is vastly different than elsewhere in our solar system.

Mericurian Mag-suits are white iridescent.. to reflect heat. Everywhere else is orange to red, as orange is a highly visible colour.

* my off-world permit w/ photo:

Name: David Shaw
Country of Origin: Scotland
Occupation: Artist - (disabled)
Age: XXXX
License : XXXX-XXXX-XX
: 0 reprimands
DNA sync-code: oxoyoxx

Artists get 4 years per 10 years of contribution.. so my permit would say if not disabled; 'Artist - 2 terms.' 2 terms is enough for a very modest plot.. 4 terms is enough for a decent plot. 1 term is genpop. You don't need to contribute anything world changing.. so long as someone somewhere enjoyed what you did, it counts as a contribution to human culture.

People can work anywhere in the world they like, when I got my second term I moved to NYC for a couple of years.. great Art scene!.. like Glasgow used to be when I was younger.. bands, plays, gallery work, design..really liked it there. I have the suspicion if I had gone before my second term, they would have stuck me in genpop.. even though I am disabled and so exempt.. having that second term counts a lot with respect, means you didn't *just do the bare minimum*. So they gave me a sizeable apartment.. it was okay, really liked it.

I produced a couple of bands there.. if anyone in the next ten years or so buys their album/s it will contribute to my 3rd term, but not my 4th, as its limited to the previous term.

* Every extra-solar body has a spaceport.. however, the systems of Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus.. eventually Neptune.. the largest most outer solar body (moon) of that system will have a 'main' spaceport, out-fitted more rigorously for more launches, this is so the launches are closer to their destinations, and can use more fuel to get to their destinations more quickly. Some Service Capt.'s might even slow the vessel down, if they think they can make the solar body come to them quicker.. it's trigonometry in action!

What if you miss your destination??

Well most planets have moons, it's not usual to miss the mark by that much.. but in the case of being off.. we could just land on the planets moon..?..I mean the Sol Belt has four worlds, pretty spread out, if the margin was great.. then stop and wait for the next one.. same for the gas/ice giants.. for Earth.. I support we could land on Hothree..??(joke).. but missing a destination in the inner solar system is not alarming.. because we could go on to Venus or Mercury.. land, recalculate, refuel.. and head off.. if it's the outer solar system, we would have enough fuel to get to at least one moon, but if we were judging it and it wasn't possible, then we would return to Ceres.. but.. it's silly to think a Capt. would set off FROM Ceres knowing we were going to miss our destination..no.. if coming into the inner solar system from Ceres.. the chances of missing.. Mars THEN Earth.. THEN Venus AND Mercury.. must be in the trillions to one..and out-going to the outer solar system.. like I said before..the planetary system have to be there before we leave..

*Fish don't care what's up and what's down.. gravity wise..that's why they are easy to keep off-world, they are already in water, which is very like a low gravity environment, naturally.
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THE PRINCIPLES OF THE ESCALATION OF PEACE

Along long time ago.. two humans fought..but after seeing one dead .. the first human thought.. this could happen to me.. so the next human I will cooperate with..

Once there was 2 humans.. another human saw they had strength together and joined them, this kept happening until they were a village..

Each time they met another village they went to war.. but eventually they realized they could be family..then they became a town..

The towns saw the reason of peace and became cities and countries.. but the countries were too stupid to realize what they fought over.. until one day..

Many countries cooperated to gain near unlimited resources.. so that the world would never fight again.

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